Scientists have developed a microscopic needle that is too small to be seen by the naked eye...
I just don't see the point.
Why am I the only one naked?
They said it was a gender reveal party?
Why did the naked guy go Black Friday shopping?
Because the underpants were a 100% off.
My friend, while driving through the mountains watching the leaves change: I love the winter. All the naked trees.
Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.
What’s the most naked animal?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
“How do you breathe through something so small?”
I saw a guy going around telling people to touch a naked wire he has been carrying with him.
Did you hear about the naked toddler competing in the Olympics' 100m dash?
He was running a little behind.
(I believe this to be original; but I wasn't willing to risk searching for the key terms required to determine if someone else came up with it... apologies if I'm repeating a long ago joke)
What did the naked minstrel call his latest song?
The artist said he wanted to paint me naked.
It made me uncomfortable. But I've got to say, he was rather endowed.
Do you think Jeff Bezos sleeps naked?
A woman in the shower hears the doorbell. "It's the blind man". So she answers the door naked...
"Nice bewbs! Now where do you want me to hang the blind?"
When I get naked in the bathroom
the shower gets turned on.
I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked.
I'm not sure what scared him more. MY naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived !
Today a naked man ran into our church and disrupted the service...
He was eventually caught by the organ.
I have a condition where my body is invisible to the naked eye.
I went to the doctor, and he said, "Sorry, I can't see you now."
2 Corn Cobs saw each other naked
I'm so bored, i was about to run around the house naked. But then i drank a bottle of windex...
It stopped me from streaking.
I like naked bananas
They are very appealing to me.
Did you hear about the naked photographer who was taking timelapses in the Arctic?
What do you call naked poodles?
When I was on Naked and Afraid, I went out gathering food. I was able to find 2 small slugs to bring back to camp...
It was slimy pickings for dinner that evening.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
It's cute, but can it pick up peanuts?
Le shower head: Every naked person turns me on.
Why are corpses always naked
What's Ironman without the suit? Stark Naked.
My neighbor saw me naked grabbing the newspaper early this a.m. Embarrassing.
Now he knows I'm taking his paper.
An elephant looked at a naked man
The elephant said “how do you drink water with that thing?”
My dad, to me: "If you ever decide to run around naked on a drunken night, always bring Windex with you."
I asked him what he meant by that.
He said "It prevents you from streaking."
I have to admit I actually genuinely laughed at that one.
What is the difference between a well dress man sitting on a tricycle and a naked man sitting on a bike?
What kind of light is the worst for the naked eye?
I ended my call to my friend saying "I hope you come naked!"...
Clearly taken back, he said, "WHAT DID YOU SAY??"
I replied "I said 'I hope you can make it'"
Real talk, I do this all the time. What are some other similar phrases I can say to people!? :D
Last night, a naked man broke into our church and started running around.
The cops finally caught him by the organ.
Did you hear about the naked guy found circling the same bush over and over again at the park? The cops came to arrest him for indecent exposure. When asked why he would do such a thing...
he kept beating around the bush.
What did the elephant ask the naked man?
How do you breathe out of that thing?
I scared the mailman by answering the door naked.
I don't know what scared him more. The fact I was naked or because I knew where he lived.
Why am I the only person naked at this gender reveal party?
When I get into the shower naked
The shower gets turned on.
Whenever I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.
When I get naked in the bathroom
the shower usually gets turned on.
Every naked person I see, turns me on.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
You can breathe with that little thing?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you pick up peanuts with that thing?
What did rhe elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
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