How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?

It's not hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/misfitfricky
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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A dyslexic goes to a nude beach

And is disappointed to only see large piles of sand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M8_M8_M8-Dave
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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What do you call a nude artist who keeps drawing butt picture?

A crack addict.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nhansieu1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude.

I personally am on the fence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yarnell3131
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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I finally managed to take the perfect nude and felt comfortable sending it to my wife

My secretary looked extra beautiful in that light and atmosphere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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My wife was complaining about how our next door neighbor's wife started sunbathing nude in their backyard.

Personally, I'm on the fence.

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How can you tell Ronald McDonald at a nude beach

He has seasame seed buns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tommymason52
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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NEW NUDE WATER SKI RECORD BROKEN!!

It was broken by a 28 year old Russian

His name is Torehis Sackov

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manic-tech
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Jimmy Neutron nudes are Jimmy Nuderons

I am very very very sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealXognome
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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Him: send nudes. Me:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bewarethechickens
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Hot L.A. girl nudes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/btnymeg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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How to get nudes ez
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlameExploision
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me

I can't believe she is so clothes-minded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotPlato
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?

Bear Naked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElPorTuu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Does anybody want to do some nude modelling for me?

I can't pay you, but you'll get a ton of exposure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canadianbacon23
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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My wife got mad at me for kicking the dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator. Then told me I was terrible with directions. And then she added that I should stop cross dressing in her clothes. She also didn't like the female neighbor sun bathing nude in her backyard.

I nearly shit her pants, even though the ice-incident was water under the fridge! I was on the fence about the neighbor sun-bathing nude, but I packed her things and right anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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I'm mortified. I went to my sister's and she had her nudes just hanging on the wall! imgur.com/4kltd4e
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gandi800
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2018
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Lady Godiva rode nude though Coventry to protest taxes.

It's the naked truth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Couldbeurmom
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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One thing's for certain about nude selfies

It reveals a lot about a person.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lethal_sting
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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There’s two nude scenes in the new Netflix film, Outlaw King.

It’s your best chance to see Chris’ pine.

(shoutout to my actual dad for this one)

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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Do you know why international artists can create wonderful nude depictions?

They have studied a broad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coconut_Biscuits
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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Oh no! My nudes leaked!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duke_of_Spazzer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2014
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My dad and I were driving around in Seattle and we passed a "Nude live girls" sign

He quickly remarked that the "Dead nude girls" were in the back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirSnider
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2017
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Know how to find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?

Look for the sesame seed buns.

A dad joke courtesy of my 84 year old grandma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MidgetMonkey2go
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2015
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How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?

It's not hard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suddenimpulse01
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?

It’s not hard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/windowlicker1234
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach?

It ain't hard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patdaddy007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?

It’s not hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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How do you find a blind dude at a nude beach?

It isn't hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZappLegend
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?

Because he has sesame seed buns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheekycamo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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My wife refuses to go to a nude beach with me…

I think she’s just being clothes-minded!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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How do you spot a blind guy at a nude beach?

It's not hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/violetbuffalo21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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