Unfinished Puns

A list of puns related to "Unfinished"

What did the group of girls say when they went into the unfinished singles bar?

Look at all these studs!

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👤︎ u/Fantastic-Parsley-86
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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The basement in my new house is unfinished...

Because it’s swedished

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👤︎ u/Roadslush
📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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What do farmers and unfinished buildings have in common?

They both have a lot to grow

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👤︎ u/jojabean
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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Do you think people in Finland who lose their citizenship consider themselves unfinished?
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👤︎ u/sixhoursneeze
📅︎ Aug 05 2019
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I wanna make a joke about unfinished dough

But its not kneaded.

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👤︎ u/Zanakii
📅︎ Mar 02 2018
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What's the difference between an unfinished question?
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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Oct 27 2018
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Coworker got me today:

Me: This job is so futile.

Coworker: That's what you call an unfinished bathroom.

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👤︎ u/radioredhead
📅︎ Dec 18 2014
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Got the coworkers good the other day.

So I work construction and it was me and 2 other guys working a few days ago. Working in an unfinished home when my coworker drops a tape measure in a small floor vent. Me being the smallest guy in the crew he asked me to see if I could reach it because he can't fit his arm in to grab it. So I was able to get it but it scrapped up my arm pretty good.

Coworker says "dang, that looks like it hurt, we could've gotten it another way. You didn't need to do that."

I reply with "It's okay, desperate times call for desperate measures."

Much grunting ensued.

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👤︎ u/sirbrowses
📅︎ Jan 21 2016
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