A man is incomplete until heβs married.
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I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said βI like to bill them later.β
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︎ Oct 07 2020
There are two types of people, those that can extrapolate from an incomplete data set
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︎ Nov 26 2019
Before I met my wife, I felt incomplete.
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︎ Mar 13 2020
I backed out of a challenge I issued my friend to a game of pool on my incomplete table.
I realised I didnβt have the balls.
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βCake Dayβ karma grab attempt: there are 2 kinds of people in the world: those that can extrapolate from incomplete data...
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︎ Jun 21 2019
What do you get when you cross a dad joke, a rhetorical question and an incomplete..
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︎ May 31 2019
Went to pick something up for my friends 25th whilst in Canada but I could only find cards with incomplete slogans..
Iβm sure heβd be okay with a card that said βHappy Birthdβ, eh?
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︎ May 26 2019
I just picked up a used trampoline online! It's incomplete but I got it for free!
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︎ Oct 19 2018
Do you know why I invest in incomplete kitchen utensil sets?
For the most part, they're whisk-free.
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Where did Noah put all the beeβs in his Ark?
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After 20 years of working on it, I finally finished my physics book.
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︎ Jun 10 2019
It went from tri-weekly to try weakly.
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︎ Jul 01 2018
How to fall down the stairs
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Step 6
Step 12
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︎ Aug 31 2019
What do you call a square missing a side
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︎ Feb 22 2020
I sometimes speak in complete sentences.
Other times, incomplete sentences.
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︎ Oct 18 2019
I used to be a complete idiot.
But then, I lost a leg, wisened up and became an incomplete idiot.
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A russian, a brit, and a mexican enter a one-liner pickup contest to win over the heart of a super hot covergirl...
...with the caveat that they have to use the words "liver" and "cheese" in their pickup line.
The Russian walks up to her and proudly recites: "My liver aches for you like it does for vodka, and my heart is incomplete like gruyere cheese". Crickets. The girl is a bit confused but is impressed with the guy's large biceps and full beard.
The Brit walks over to her and stammers: "I will tease your fancy with a sliver of cheese and liver". Nonsensical, but his accent did the trick. The girl blushes slightly.
The Mexican guy sees his opportunity and loudly yells:
"Liver alone! Cheese mine!"
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There are two types of people: 1.) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
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︎ May 31 2019
There are only two types of people. Those, who can extrapolate incomplete data
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︎ May 19 2019
There are two types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data..
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︎ May 12 2019
There are two types of people in the world... Those that can extrapolate results from incomplete data and...
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︎ May 18 2019
There are two types of people in this world. 1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,
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There are two kinds of people in this world... those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
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There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who can Extrapolate on incomplete data...
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︎ Apr 27 2018
There are 2 types of people in the world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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︎ Feb 22 2018
There are only two types of people in the world:
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets
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︎ Dec 13 2020
There are two types of people in this world.
- Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
There are two types of people in this world
Those who extrapolate on incomplete data
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︎ Nov 30 2020
There are two kinds of people
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets
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︎ Sep 25 2020
There are two kinds of people in this world
Those that can extrapolate incomplete data,
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︎ Sep 12 2020
There are 2 types of people in this world:
- Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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︎ May 16 2020
There are two types of people in this world.
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
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︎ Mar 31 2020
There are 2 types of people
- Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
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︎ Oct 11 2019
There are two types of people
- Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
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︎ Dec 23 2019
There are two types of people
- those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
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︎ Jul 17 2019
There are two types of people in this world
Those that can extrapolate answers from incomplete information...
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︎ Mar 06 2019
There are two types of people in this world:
- those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
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︎ Jun 22 2019
There are two kinds of people...
those who can extrapolate on incomplete data sets.
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︎ May 26 2019
There are two types of people in this world
Those who can extrapolate on incomplete data,
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︎ Mar 15 2019
There are two types of people in this world:
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
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︎ May 03 2018
There are two kinds of Scientists in the world:
those who can extrapolate from incomplete data....
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There are two kinds of people in this world:
Those who extrapolate information from incomplete sentences
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