Something that remains twisted after being undone...
A twist tie!
If you were going to kill a fly what one liners would you say before you did it ?
Me and a friend came up with 3: “My dick must be out because this fly’s undone” “Hate to be a buzz kill” And “Insect yourself before you wreck yourself”
Working on the car
So my dad and I are working on my car when I am having a hard time loosening a bolt on the engine. After a hard tug it came undone and my arm slid into a large amount of grease. My dad turns to me and says,
"looks like all it needed was a little elbow grease"
Heeheehee.......dammit dad.
