Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Untie"
Verbally
Unite Yesterday.
My boyfriend in response to me complaining about my hair being in knots.
So today, I had a conversation with my friend while walking home from school. At one point my lace untied and he pointed that out to me while we were walking past a 7eleven. I am horrible at making puns so forgive me. I shall call him J
J: You u should tie up your shoes
Me(pointing to the lays packet in the store): I can't be bothered tying my shoe-lays
J: You should stop spread them all around the "play-se" (place)
Me: Well maybe you should stop lay-zing around and actually study(he couldn't reply to that cuz all he does is lay-ing around aimlessly. Haha! See what I did there!)
Conversation deviates
Me: come follow me to Cheers let's look for a giftcard
J: nah
Me: get your lay-z ass over to cheers u ungrateful bitch! u make my life lays miserables
but it turns out that they were knot!
Shoe-per friends, untie!
Me: You untied your tie.
Son: Now it’s a neck.
Dyslexics untie!
Makes it hard for me to spell words right.
He said it wasn't so bad once he untied himself and got out of the gunny sack.
It’s called Dyslexics Untied.
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