After numerous icings in a hockey game, a player was sent to the penalty box.
He needed time to thaw out.
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︎ May 20 2019
Numerous women have been targeted by a local gynecologist.
They were the victims of a smear campaign.
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︎ Jan 24 2019
The T-Rex lumbered over the ridge and looked down at the numerous plant-eaters grazing in the lush, green valley. "This place is familiar," he said,
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π
︎ Dec 30 2017
I, for one, am a great fan of Roman numeral puns.
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︎ May 10 2018
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Yeah, and only a fraction of you will find this funny.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Pirate Ship Captain: I am desperate. Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?
π︎ 9k
π
︎ Jan 21 2021
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.
Only a fraction of people will understand this.
π︎ 17
π
︎ May 26 2021
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500 in Roman numerals.
π︎ 51
π
︎ Feb 25 2021
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Sadly, only a fraction of people will get this joke
π︎ 232
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︎ Dec 24 2020
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Only a fraction of you will understand that
Edit: I see this joke has been quite divisive! Thank you to everyone who made this joke a thousand times better in the comments, you're all amazing, and thank you for the awards!
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︎ Apr 01 2020
Ship Captain: Guys, I need help. I donβt remember how to write 2 in Roman numerals.
π︎ 4
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I struggle with Roman Numerals until I get to 159.
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π
︎ Sep 28 2019
I, for one, like Roman numerals.
π︎ 51
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︎ Sep 21 2020
I asked my Mexican friend if he could tell me what 300 is in Roman numerals...
Hew kept saying, "si si si" without giving me the answer.
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Iβve lost count of the times I forgot
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Why are 40 romans funny?
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︎ May 11 2021
Anyone out there still fascinated with Roman numerals ?
π︎ 14
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Looking at a Terminix truck, the IX at the end are the roman numerals for the number nine...
Which is one more than eight. I feel this has to have been part of the name creation. βWeβll do you one better than terminate, weβll termiNINEβ.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Converting the number 51, 6 and 500 to Roman numerals doesnβt just make me mad....
π︎ 9k
π
︎ Oct 17 2018
When I was in school I got asked, "What is 3000 converted into Roman Numerals ?"
π︎ 11
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︎ May 17 2020
Son: "Dad I know you're an English teacher, but can I ask you the date in Roman Numerals?"
Dad: "I think you mean May I"
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︎ May 01 2020
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison.
Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Had a yen to be creative this weekend...
so I crafted a large numeral in the back garden. I chopped, sawed, planed, sanded, and painted that number till it looked amazing.
My neighbour looked over the fence and enviously stated βNice one!β
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︎ May 22 2021
Programmers hate roman numerals.
But I can't zero in on why
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︎ Feb 18 2020
Oh how the turns have tabled
Me: Do you like the numerator or denominator more?
Dad: Numerator, why?
Me: I find myself divided between the two.
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π
︎ May 05 2021
How do you turn six into nine?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
They once made a maths robot with numerical dyslexia
π︎ 13
π
︎ Jan 11 2020
In China, you can criticize every Roman numeral from I to X.
But you can't criticize XI.
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π
︎ Oct 10 2019
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500 in Roman numerals.
π︎ 9
π
︎ Feb 25 2021
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.
Only a fraction of people will understand this
π︎ 121
π
︎ Dec 15 2020
I Canβt remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman Numerals
π︎ 10
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︎ Dec 28 2020
I canβt remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman Numerals
π︎ 8
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︎ Jan 05 2021
I can never remember the Roman Numerals for 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500...
π︎ 10k
π
︎ Feb 18 2020
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
π︎ 24
π
︎ Sep 21 2020
The difference between a numerator and denominator is a short line
Only a fraction of people will understand it.
π︎ 14
π
︎ Oct 03 2020
Thereβs a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Only a fraction of people know this
π︎ 168
π
︎ Jun 06 2020
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator,
But only a fraction of people understand this.
π︎ 16
π
︎ Oct 06 2020
There is a fine line between the denominator and the numerator
Only a fraction of people would get this.
π︎ 20
π
︎ Oct 03 2020
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
π︎ 106
π
︎ Jun 01 2020
There's a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.
Only a fraction of the people will get this joke
π︎ 686
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︎ Feb 15 2020
I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in roman numerals.
π︎ 5k
π
︎ Sep 08 2018
There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.
Only a fraction of people understand that joke.
π︎ 5k
π
︎ Sep 17 2018
Who understands Roman Numerals?
π︎ 21
π
︎ May 16 2020
I for one like roman numerals
π︎ 25
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︎ Feb 06 2020
I for one, love Roman numerals
π︎ 4k
π
︎ Jan 10 2018
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
only a fraction of people will get this joke
π︎ 1k
π
︎ Jan 04 2019
There is a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.
π︎ 111
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︎ Jun 16 2019
I, for one, like Roman numerals.
π︎ 50
π
︎ Sep 28 2019
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
π︎ 2k
π
︎ Mar 19 2018
I, for one, like Roman Numerals
π︎ 25
π
︎ Oct 25 2018
I for one...
π︎ 4
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︎ May 23 2021
Converting the numbers 51,6 and 500 into Roman Numerals doesn't just make me mad...
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π
︎ Sep 02 2019
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
π︎ 21
π
︎ Oct 12 2019
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