I bought my grandchildren some crayons and I have to say...

...they make my kin scrawl.

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What's the definition of publish?

To scrawl on a bar wall.

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All fun and games...

My son had his end of the year art project inside a large cardboard sleeve with handles on it. He had carefully scrawled with magic marker in big block letters:

PORTFOLO

I said, "Well, I guess the fun and games are over!"

He looked puzzled, and asked "why?"

I pointed at his portfolio - "someone has lost an I"

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