Inscription Puns

I'm giving my boss a book as a gift and I want to write a punny inscription - bonus points if it's a dad joke because he loves dad jokes.

thanks!!

"Did you hear what they just did with Billy Mays' tombstone?"

"No..."

"They changed the inscription. Now it reads: BILLY LAYS HERE"

She has a tattoo of a mountain range with an elvish inscription underneath.

Me: What does your tattoo say again?

Her: Oh, it says "The mountain is calling.". Why?

Me: Oh no reason, I just didn't know what it was Tolkein about.

Her: (thousand yard stare)

My sister got a late Christmas gift yesterday in the form of a bracelet. The inscription on the inside of it says "It's what is on the inside that counts."

My dad immediately began to count.