Too Hot Puns

You're too cool for her

“Nah, it’s probably womb temperature!"

I use hair conditioner.

But i wasnt sleeping before when it was cool.

• I think I need a ceiling fan...

• Well I absolutely adore your plasterboard!

Me: “Don't complain! There are starving kids in Antartica that's never felt heat before!"

This happened with my 3 years old son yesterday Son: let’s go outside Me: it’s too hot outside Son: no, it’s 10 hot

The weather just isn't suitable

Its ok it was a wookie mistake

Lycant find any of them.

Because all fans leave the stadium

So I am at lunch with a bunch of coworkers for a birthday lunch. We are eating Thai food and I ordered hot. One of the women at the table says "I hope it's not too hot" as my food comes out to which I responded "it can't be. It's not even steaming" many groans by the women at the table.

I said, “Nah, it’s probably womb temperature.”

I said, “Nah, it’s probably womb temperature.”