My wife loves it when I blow cold air on her when she's too hot..

Personally I'm not a fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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He was too hot for this world
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kanamuna24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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My wife, who's eight months pregnant, asked me if I worry that it's been too hot recently for our baby inside her. I reassured her...

β€œNah, it’s probably womb temperature!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What do you guys do when your hair gets too hot in the summer?

I use hair conditioner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Azarathos
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Yeah, a little too hot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWildNazis
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Suddenly everyones too hot to sleep

But i wasnt sleeping before when it was cool.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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- Man, it’s too hot!
  • I think I need a ceiling fan...

  • Well I absolutely adore your plasterboard!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deviantfarm
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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My friend started a pun war that was too hot for her to Handel
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alto_128
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Too hot

This happened with my 3 years old son yesterday Son: let’s go outside Me: it’s too hot outside Son: no, it’s 10 hot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blue_everest
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Global Warming! - Too Hot for TV!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nimja_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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I was too, too hot, baby...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhWarn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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Its getting too hot to wear a suit

The weather just isn't suitable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chadnav
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Coworker dressed as Chewbacca: "This costume is too hot to work in, I'll never do that again"

Its ok it was a wookie mistake

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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Too hot to handle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmperorBulbax
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2017
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I've not been doing too hot as a werewolf hunter.

Lycant find any of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightyOtaku
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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Why a stadium gets too hot when game ends ?

Because all fans leave the stadium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maannasir
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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Hope it's not too hot.

So I am at lunch with a bunch of coworkers for a birthday lunch. We are eating Thai food and I ordered hot. One of the women at the table says "I hope it's not too hot" as my food comes out to which I responded "it can't be. It's not even steaming" many groans by the women at the table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Woodman23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2014
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My wife loves it that I blow cold air on her when she's too hot...

Personally, I'm not a fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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My pregnant wife asked me if I ever worried it would be too hot for the baby inside her…

I said, β€œNah, it’s probably womb temperature.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2017
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My pregnant wife asked me if I ever worried it would be too hot for the baby inside her…

I said, β€œNah, it’s probably womb temperature.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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