Reread Puns

He really rocked his world!

so you have to reread it so you read it as read and not read?

I'm not sure either. Sir Cough I guess.

It means a lot to them

He peeked around the corner and asked "Son, do you want an ankle meat sandwich?" to which I replied "A what?" to which he quickly retorted "You know, below-knee? (baloney)."

I don't think I have ever laughed so hard in my life.

Edit: I know the proper spelling is "bologna" but since I have seen both spellings used interchangeably and I know a lot of people DON'T know how to spell it, I used the improper spelling so more people would get the joke. Jeeze.

I said: "You'll have to wait until your birthday"

I don't have any children.

I called home yesterday for Mother's Day, and both of my parents were on the line at the same time. My mother and I were having a regular boring conversation, and my dad... well... he was keeping himself amused:

Dad: looks out the window Hey, it's a cardinal. pause I didn't know this was a Catholic neighborhood...

if a man says he's gonna do something, he's gonna do it. you don't have to keep reminding him every six months

My friend: "an about to reread my middle east paper."

Me: "Iraq-en it's a great paper"

My friend: "lol it's okay. It was sorta rushed."

Me: "Just because it's called Iran doesn't mean you have to hurry through it."

Link: http://imgur.com/Jp8kITM