Let me summarize 2018 in four words for you:

Two thousand and eighteen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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A pun walks into a bar and kills ten people. A news reporter comes to the scene and summarizes it in four words.

Pun in, ten dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dude506
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Summarizing the Oregon news to my wife and daughter

Looks like the Portland fire is meeting up with the Eastern oregon fire, they're going on a date...it's going to be lit...

looks at both of them with a cheeky grin to see if they were listening

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magoogooo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2017
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There are reports that, because of the covid outbreak, Rick Astley is hoarding copies of a 2009 Pixar film, and all albums by a southern metal band from New Orleans. He is not allowing anyone to borrow them. It's also said that Mr. Astley is refusing to go out and purchase cake for others.

To summarize:

He's never gonna give you Up

Never gonna lend you Down

Never gonna run around, and dessert you.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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What does a student do with his snowblower in the spring?

He summarizes it

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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