A list of puns related to "Retell"
I guess you had to be there.
βThis takes me back.β
And its a 45 minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering.
"Make sure to tell your friends they can watch the Pot Bowl at our house if they want."
Im not feeling to good. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I can't stop tripping.
Eh? Eh??
Yeah you're laughing..
Last night I had to go to my son's 6th grade band concert. He plays the trumpet. Most of the band, like my son, only started playing their instruments this year so the quality was far less than professional.
We walked out of the school together and he had a hop to his step feeling really proud. It was a shame to tell him that I could barely see him let alone hear him by the squeaks and honks him and his classmates created.
I rubbed his hear and asked, "You play the trumpet, right son?"
He gave me a strange look. "You know I do, dad."
"So, you got to toot your own horn tonight, huh?'
His eye roll was worth it.
The nice part was being able to retell it to my older step daughter who giggled at my joke. A two for one!
"Hey do you have crab legs?"
"Yes" :D
"Well, just keep your pants on and nobody will notice."
This was said when I was a kid and he never fails to retell how he once said this joke to a waiter. Glory days.
I'm out to dinner with my family and my grandpa starts sniffling a bit. So he pulls out one of his super old patterned handkerchiefs and says "my nose keeps running". He then quickly grabs his nose, handkerchief in hand and yells "got it!" super loud in the restaurant were at. While he's laughing at his own joke he goes "that's funny right there" and keeps laughing and partially retelling the joke.
I'm proud to be his grandson.
My brother was late home yesterday, and he lied about why he was late. My mother found out the real reason he was late from his friend.
Apparantly, he'd gone on the bus with his girlfriend Lindsay May to her house.
When my mother was retelling this story just now, my uncle, who is a dad, just said "I guess he was hoping Lindsay Will."
My brother inhaled half his coke.
So he decided to retell his favorite joke with emoji.
While we were having brunch, I took a delicious bite of a Smoked White Sturgeon Tartine and said "Mmmm, I love capers." My husband replied, "Is that why you watch all those crime shows?"
He still retells that one, because he's so proud of his best dad joke yet.
My dad woke my brother up this morning on his 18th birthday by saying, "Good morning, now you can get a job!" After retelling this story and making everybody at the dinner table laugh he said "Yup, I guess I'm just Mr. Dad jokes." To which my sister replied "Hi Mr. Dad jokes I'm your daughter."
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