It’s all Maple leaf
Tent in Quarantino
It's called, "Prose and Cons".
Was a monster.
A yolk-tale :D
Pulp fiction.
When I walked in the place was great, everything was perfect apart from the kitchen. There were gas mains but no cooker! Work surfaces and water pipes, but no sink; empty plugs and spaces for where the fridge and freezer should sit.
When I bought the house I was told it was fully furnished! Furious, I called up intending to give whomever answered an earful.
I was told that everything should be arriving individually, and the house is being used as an experiment for completely autonomous, self thinking kitchen appliances!
Before I could reply there was a knock on the door. I opened it and a stove strolled in, tilted forward in a bow, slid past me and set itself into its spot! Even attaching itself to the gas mains!
Later that day another knock at the door signalled the arrival of the fridge and freezer.(who had travelled together) They bowed and sat themselves perfectly in place in my new kitchen. I was beaming!
That evening I was explaining to my wife how the appliances had arrived, when came another knock at the door. “This technology is going to change the world, I swear it!” I told her. “Can you answer the door? I’ve been on my feet all day”
“Yeah,” she replied, less enthusiastic than I,“but it’ll get to a point when humans are completely inferior.” She explained “When these machines develop such sentience, what’s stopping them from overthrowing us?” “Treating us as slaves, like we to them now?” She asked, distraught at theses ideas.
Knock knock
“It’s best not to worry about these things,” I said in an attempt to alleviate her fears.
“There are people- professionals developing contingencies for any possible future robot uprising!” “That future you’re frightened about is purely science fiction right now, and the way our collective knowledge and application of technology has advanced, (Even in the past 50 years!) our own scientists and engineers will be able to crush any worries we may have when the time comes.” I explained.
She sighed, agreeing somewhat reluctantly. “Don’t think on it now, have some faith!” I told her.
Knock knock
“Now let that sink in!”
Ask Quarantine Tarantino.
I call it "Tentin' Quarantino".
To the Lie-brary!
They walked through the flower gardens at the park. They skimmed stones across the lake. They fed the ducks bread.
It was a perfect Sunday.
Then daddy tomato had a call that his brother was in hospital. Across the road was a bus destined for that very place.
They ran back through the park dodging ducks and tripping on stones and getting tangled in foliage. Baby tomato was starting to lag a little. So daddy tomato, in a panic, shot glances at the arriving bus and his helpless offspring. He Ran to his son and with all his might squashed him into the pavement with his Dr Martins boots and said
"Ketchup"
Same cast, but they're all trapped in a house.
Directed by Quarantino
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Imagine-nation.
It’s just the facts
One is a shelf insert book nook for fiction fans that you took and the other is a self-insert fan fiction took book that got you shook.
A ski-fi
Oh, right. Satires.
Had to lay it down, I can't stand these marry/sue charakters.
I'm looking for fish puns you would annoy the person who's unwillingly going on a fishing trip with you (it's for a fictional project) Would appreciate the help!
I work in a library.
The tur-KEY.
Also, the key to a fun visit to the zoo is the mon-key.
And the key to a great science fiction movies is a Woo-key.
To ensure the maximum amount of eye-rolls, casually drop these into the conversation several minutes apart.
It's about time.
A LIE-brary
Hey all!
I need help thinking of a punny title to a fictional grocery store. Any thoughts?
He's mostly known for his polyp fiction.
I said, “That’s ...... a novel idea.”
it'd be. fan-fiction
http://i.imgur.com/ZhYxGkd.jpg
"Its based on a true story, right?"
I still laugh every time though, and use it myself sometimes.
Pulp fiction.
I guess they think it’s pulp fiction.
This is what I got him for Christmas this year:
http://i.imgur.com/3luzi1J.jpg
I read the book for the first time this weekend and loved it. You don't need the context to get a good groan here.
“One could also say that my feet smell like guava fruit,” he said. “Just because one could say it doesn't mean it’s relevant.”
She laughed. “You’re incorrigible.” “Really? I thought I was in T’Telir. When did we move?”
Pulp Non-Fiction.
For instance, Kang the Conqueror is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. In 2009, Kang was ranked as IGN's 65th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time
or
In the Simpsons , Kang is a Rigellian from Rigel 7. He and his sister Kodos continuously try to take over Earth and are usually seen attacking Springfield. Kang and Kodos have a lot of space weaponry at hand and have their own spaceship. They speak the Rigellian language, which, by coincidence, is identical to English. Although they look identical, Kang has a deeper voice than Kodos.
I guess you could say Skippy is a Kang Guru...
