I can feel it.
It’s a long story.
I decided to turn over a new leaf
He’d become an author.
She said, “Try Sarah Topps”
Audioboo!
Poirots of the Caribbean.
They booked it.
It's about time.
I guess it's an ex-position.
I said, “That’s.....a novel idea.”
It’s called Mind Your Peas and Queues.
It’s a long story...
...it's a long story
Sounds a bit prtntious.
It's Gone
WHO cares
He said, “You probably never heard of It.”
It's titled, "The Three-Body Problem"
Due to the novel coronavirus
A novel-tea
He's using a pseudo-gnome to remain anonymous.
It's riveting
But that was just a cover for my story.
Eggatha Christie
They were his hobbits.
Well, thats my story and I’m sticking to it.
It wasn't great, but at least it was a novel tea.
A book mark
The novels all go in different directions.
I replied, "Surely you must be Joe."
There's no way it'll be as good as the novel coronavirus.
It was a sweeping epic.
"Or have I?!"
It was called Donkey O.T.
It's about time.
Said they were overbooked.
It was mostly riveting.
... so I invited him to meet me at a bookstore.
Ian Phlegming
I think it's the novel Coranavirus?
A boo-keeper
It's called The Similarillion.
It had prose and cons
A Farewell to Arms
Fifty Shades of Gray's Anatomy
I read the book for the first time this weekend and loved it. You don't need the context to get a good groan here.
“One could also say that my feet smell like guava fruit,” he said. “Just because one could say it doesn't mean it’s relevant.”
She laughed. “You’re incorrigible.” “Really? I thought I was in T’Telir. When did we move?”
The entire novel was a sub-plot.
The night in Lisbon, Three Comrades, Spark of Life, All Quiet on the Western Front... They are all... Remarqable novels.
What a novel concept
I found a Steven King novel written in braille.....something bad is going to happen, I can feel it.
The following story is true.
Perhaps you have heard of The Noid. He was a character created by Domino's Pizza to act as a villain who would attempt to make your pizza taste crappy due to lack of freshness. Thankfully, according to Domino's, The Noid could easily be foiled by their 30 minute delivery guarantee.
On January 30, 1989, a man by the name of Kenneth Lamar Noid took the creation of the little guy as a personal attack on his character. Not one to take such a slight lying down, Mr. Noid took a Domino's location in Atlanta hostage, forcing them to make a special pizza and salad against their will. His demands included $100,000, getaway transportation, and a copy of the hit science fiction novel, "The Widow's Son".
Eventually, Mr. Noid surrendered to the police. After the incident, when reached for comment about Mr. Noid, Police Chief Reed Miller was quoted as saying, "He's paranoid."
Thank you for your time.
Have you heard of the novel "Revenge of the Tiger" by Claude Balls?
Novel-ty
.. an author has a novel idea.
Me (shouting from another room): “That’s a novel idea!”
News was delivered in a novel way that the Korean War was over and a border was created along the 38th parallel. It was announced via parallelogram.
My wife and I are sitting at the dinner table, talking about our soon-to-be-born baby. She is telling me how much the baby is kicking. I said "The baby is kicking like a donkey - or is it a mule?" My wife agrees.
I say (completely straight-faced) "What is a mule's favorite novel?" My wife is stumped. "Donkey-jote."
She sits there for a couple of seconds, and says "Do me a favor: just save all those kinds of jokes for when the baby is born..."
The Joy Division song was in turn named after a novel by J. G. Ballard. This makes 'The Atrocity Exhibition' the book the song the album is named after is named after.
Me: This looks like a great detective novel.
Her: What?
You: You know. The plot thickens.
This is an homage to my buddy Allen who is a master at puns in general and of puns of the antanaclasis variety in particular.
Allen likes to write fan fiction for Vladimir Nabokov's novel "Lolita". In Allen's version, the young girl tries to seduce an older man with hacky knock knock jokes. One example: "Hey big boy, I want to whisper something in your ear... Did you know Knock-Knock Jokes may result in swollen knuckles?"
The copyright holders have requested he take the jokes out. They said to knock off knock-off knuckle knock-knocks in Nabokov knock-offs.
It's a long story...
It’s called Mind Your Peas and Queues.
Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
Something bad is about to happen; I can feel it.
Something bad is about to happen I can feel it
She said try Sarah Topps
Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
I can just feel it.
Me: That’s.....a novel idea.
I said, “That’s ...... a novel idea.”
Me: That’s a.....novel idea.
It wasn't great, but it was at least a novel tea.
What a novel novel!
