Today, Friday, February 19th, is National Prevent Plagiarism Day
As a tribute, Reddit r/Jokes will be quarantined for 24 hours.
People say I plagiarized my jokes
Their words, not mine
A lot of people accuse me of plagiarism.
But those are their words, not mine.
If Mark has been accused of plagiarizing my content; Mark!? My words.
Did you hear about the two guys who were prosecuted for plagiarizing a 1920’s German artist’s work?
They went to jail because de stijl.
Plagiarism;
getting in trouble for what someone else did.
Do you want to hear a new word I made up?
Plagiarism.
I recently pursued my dream career of becoming a very successful plagiarizer.
I tried, but I didn't make it.
I came up with a new word yesterday.
Plagiarism.
I was thrown out of music school for plagiarism.
They thought I was stealing songs, but I was just taking notes.
What did the author say to his friend Mark who plagiarized him?
"Mark my words"
I've been accused of plagiarism
Their words, not mine
I saw a student getting arrested by the police for plagiarism.
It was a cite to behold.
Why was the book accused of plagiarism?
It was a copybook
This is so unfair! I was just expelled for plagiarism...
I got in trouble for something I didn’t do.
I developed a new word for the rampant plagiarism that’s infected Reddit
Plaguerism- the Read Death
I invented a new idea:
It's called plagiarism.
A Musician Has Plagiarized Another Musician's Music
He's in real treble now.
Did you hear about the vampire with a doctorate
His name was Dr. Acula
Why did the coffee taste like mud?
Because it was just ground this morning
A lot of people accuse me of plagiarism
But those are their words, not mine.
Someone accused me of plagiarism....
That's their words, not mine.
Many people accuse me of plagiarism...
But those were their words, not mine.
