Last summer, I worked on a party boat for the assistants to the staff of Terry Crews

I was on the Crews' crew's crew cruise crew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exmachinalibertas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Did you know that Terry Crews once had a heckler that mysteriously dropped dead?

Doctors said the man had died from dissin’ Terry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P8ntballz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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I once heard a man insult the loveable Terry Crews. I waanted to beat the shit out of him, but I knew karmic justice would judge him fairly.

He died from dysentery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fermatajack
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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If Tom Cruise and Terry Crews sold tickets for a meet and greet on a Ship headed for Mexico, they'd advertise the Cruise-Crews Cruise to Veracruz.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Tamassran_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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If Terry Crews had a GPS voice (x-post from /r/funny)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Point21Gigawatts
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2015
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Wendy Williams' career must be playing Oregon Trail...

Because it's about to die from dissin' Terry.

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