In honor of former president Donald J. Trump
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J.Coleβs son
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︎ May 07 2021
I dropped my PB&J sandwich on the street the other day.
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︎ May 01 2021
My neighbor is a farmer and asked for name suggestions for her new born calf that start with the letter J.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Police chief: "Why did you arrest Steve Carell, Rainn Wilson, John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer, B. J. Novak, and Ed Helms?"
Deputy: "They were impersonating an office, sir."
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︎ Mar 13 2021
I thought I saw Michael J Fox at my local garden centre.
I'm not sure if it was him, though, as he had his back to the fuchsias
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Is there anyone who would act in a movie based on J.R.R Tolkien's The Silmarillion?
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︎ Feb 13 2021
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
What did the PB&J addict call his sandwiches?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
What do you call J.K. Rowling at a rave?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What do you call Mary J Bligeβs overly accommodating Irish cousin?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
When debating letters, you always want "i" and "j" on your team.
They always have a point.
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Q: What's the name of J.K. Rowling's hip-hop album?
A: Fantastic Beats and Where to Find Them.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
What grade is the letter J in?
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︎ Oct 07 2020
What do J-Lo and A-Rod have in common?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Teacher asked βWhat is the formula of water?β Student said βH I J K L M N Oβ teacher said βthatβs not the formula of waterβ
Student said βyou said the formula was H to Oβ.
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︎ May 28 2020
Why did J. S. Bach always wear really skimpy bathing suits?
He loved to feel the air on the G string.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
So they are making this movie where Michael J. Fox voice acts for a time traveling chicken.
They call it Bawk to the Future.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
What do you get if you combine t.j j.j and derek watt
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Michael J Fox hacked his way into my old iPhone
Heβs looking for The Secret of my 6S
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︎ Jul 29 2020
My daughter asked for a PB&J
I delivered it on a dad joke platter
http://imgur.com/a/98MD4lO
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︎ May 25 2020
What common chemical compound can be represented: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
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︎ Feb 29 2020
Whatβs the worst kind of jelly to put in your PB&J?
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︎ Mar 07 2020
If you think Marvel is planning to clone Benjamin J. Grimm,
you've got another Thing coming.
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︎ Apr 28 2020
Iβm hoping L is J/K.
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︎ Jul 30 2018
Someone asked Donald J Trump what the "J" stands for
He said, "it stands for 'Genius'."
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︎ Sep 25 2019
How did Donald.J leave the circus with 4 of his kids?
With a Trumpety Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump
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︎ Apr 14 2020
It took me 2 hours to make a PB&J sandwich.
They keep saying, SLOW THE SPREAD!
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︎ Mar 25 2020
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/comβ¦
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︎ Mar 27 2020
J.K at it again
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︎ Mar 19 2019
Did you see the video where I beat up J?
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︎ Nov 02 2019
If you have lambda as variable that cancels out, does that make it a sacrificial lambda? Ξ»βf = 2xΞ» i + 2yΞ» j + 2zΞ» k
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︎ Oct 04 2019
I think I have just seen Michael J Fox in a flower shop.
I still can't be sure if it was him though.
He had his back to the Fuchsias.
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︎ Jan 31 2019
π J!
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︎ Jul 04 2019
What animal would get the most J-walking tickets?
A chicken, they are always crossing the road for something.
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︎ Aug 21 2019
I messed up while playing cards and played a single J instead of waiting to play a 9 10 J.
I wasnβt thinking straight.
(Explanation)
In cards a string of numbers in a row is called a βstraightβ and so by not thinking straight, I am both being confused and making poor decisions, and am also not thinking about the card combination of the same name.
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︎ Feb 28 2019
j love you.
That is how electrical engineers propose their partners.
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︎ Jan 24 2019
My wife made a PB&J protein shake and asked what I thought. I suggested she add regular kitchen spices.
Then she could have peanut butter jelly thyme!
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︎ Mar 07 2019
J.R.R. Tolkien used to write his novels in his free time.
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︎ Dec 06 2018
What did Donald Trump answer when Putin asked him what the J in his name stands for?
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︎ Jan 13 2019
B.J really going for gold with his puns.
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︎ Dec 05 2015
Why do you never ask a chemist to make a PB & J?
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︎ Dec 02 2018
What do you call Mary J Bligeβs overly accommodating Irish cousin?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
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