Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?

Because they work on many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sal_Mandeni
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Was watching Arrested Development the other day and my girlfriend made a groaner of a dad joke.

Lucille: β€œI have to get Dusty ice cream.” GF: β€œDusty ice cream doesn’t sound very good”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoff323
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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I asked my dad for his best joke and he said:

β€œYou”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r00ski5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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(On The Spot Joke) My Partner was in bed cracking her back and asked.....

β€œHey can you hear my back crack”

I replied β€œyea can you hear my ass crack” then proceeded with the filthiest fart known to man

Absolute crack up. Hahahahahah even she laughed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaccyBuegs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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I was working as a waiter in a restaurant and my boss enjoyed playing jokes on me.....

....wasn’t so funny when I turned the tables though was it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justlikeyourmoma
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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What's round, long and jokes around all of the time?

A Sillynder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PatsterRedditster
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each other’s jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?

Asking for a friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Did you hear the secret joke that only the FBI, CIA, NSA and MI6 know?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dantr1x
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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My wife and kids told me that they're tired of hearing the same jokes

I told them that I care about the environment and thus recycle my jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evilspacemonkee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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It took me over 6 months to come up with a joke about calendars and clocks.

It's about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mynickname86
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Benedict Cumberbatch got tired of all the jokes on his name and changed it to Benedict Batch

He is now unencumbered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vote4Hitler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Honest LPT: I got embarrassed the other day, and want to help other people avoid making my mistake. Now this might seem counterintuitive, but if you come up with a good dad joke MEMORIZD it and NEVER write it down. Because the moment you put it on paper...

It becomes tearable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Love_and_Poop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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By buddies and I were drinking beer and cracking jokes, but things started to get out of hand.

It was quite the brew-haha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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My 4 year old just told her first dad joke, and I've never been more proud.

My pregnant wife is wearing a white shirt that has a pumpkin painted over her belly, for Halloween. We are having another little girl, and have set on the name Ellie.

My daughter comes home, and is greeted by my wife.

4yo: "I like your shirt mama!

Wife: "Aww thank you! Do you like my pumpkin belly?

4yo: "...I like your pumpkin Ellie!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shade0217
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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My daughter came into my "home office" (closet) and said, "You wanna hear a joke?" I told her that I did

Daughter: "Quarantine."

Me: . . .

Daughter: "You don't get it. It's an inside joke."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Now that I’m officially a dad I have my first good joke. Me and my wife are driving down the road and a bug splats the window.

I turn to her and say β€œI bet he don’t have the guts to do that again”

Edit: holy shit y’all this blew up. Thank you master dads. I feel worthy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnpowers99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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I'm a teacher and every day I write a Dad Joke from this sub on the board. Today a student said this to me... I was about to go off... before I got the Dad Joke.

Student: "Sir, someone nutted on the floor!"

Me: *Begins to get angry* *Turns around... there's a hex nut on the floor*

Me: "Well played."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plane_Garbage
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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What's the difference between a dad joke and a regular joke?

It's apparent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/javajudicial
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Dad jokes are low hanging fruit and here's why

Why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phuckingidiot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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So I’m at dinner with the fam, telling the joke about what the kid with no arms got for Christmas (we still don’t know because he hasn’t opened them yet)...I set it up...a friend of mine at work has a kid...no arms...and deliver the punchline...

And my 10 year old son, completely deadpan, tells me

β€˜Dad, I knew that story wasn’t real because you don’t have any friends’

πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ’€πŸ’€β˜ οΈβ˜ οΈ It took me a solid 5 minutes to stop laughing.

I have achieved Dad level 10 at raising my kids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeatspin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What is the difference between a good joke and?

a bad joke punctuation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burping_purple
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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If you are offended by my dad jokes, don’t get mad and ask me to go to the artificial excavation filled with water.

I mean well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaulFromTheParty
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Search for this subreddit on Google and the tagline says "the best Dad Jokes on reddit"

But I joke other places, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kojaengi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Would you like to read two short jokes and a long joke?

Joke, joke, joooooooooooooooooooke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soaraf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I have to tell someone about this because I'm at home alone with my 2 year old and 11 month old, and they're to young to understand my best dad joke ever.

My 2 year old has cereal in her snack cup and just showed me that there was a piece of cereal in her sleeve. I said, "Looks like you got some tricks up your sleeve." GUESS WHAT KIND OF CEREAL SHE WAS EATING!.....IT WAS TRIX!
Edit: Thanks for my first gold!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Superj89
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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*This is a literal Dad Joke my father used to tell when I was a kid about 30 years ago. He's almost 80 now and it still makes him laugh.* - So, there was this man named James Fart. Everybody made fun of him since he was very young. "James Fart! James Fart" the bullies used to make him cry...

He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:

-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!

Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.

-Ok, so... your current name is.. Β·chucklesΒ· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...

-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.

After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.

-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?

-Charles Fart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gone11gone11
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Dad initiation joke... When my wife and son were discharged by the hospital after he was born, they said we have to get a pediatric appointment within the next few days. They said they usually fit new borns in.

I said, they absolutely have space- he’s only 20 inches and 6 lbs. [holding my hands up showing how small he is].

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ACSchnitzersport
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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I told my son a joke and afterwards he asked me where i came up with it

I told him I Reddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/De_Salvation
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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COVID-19 is not a joke and should be taken seriously

A former patient was so brain damaged afterwards that he wrongly believed he'd won an election that he actually lost by 7 million votes.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What do you call people that steal dad jokes and repost them?

Pun-ks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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My sister is a nun and she doesn't like dad jokes

that's why we stick with father jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I used a dad joke from here on my dad and he already knew it. I asked him how and he said...

"I Reddit."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robbdiggs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Awful dad jokes and puns...

That's how eye roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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I made a joke about the song Staying Alive and how it sounds like women singing. Apparently many of you didn’t like it.

Hereby my sincere apolobeegies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pleasethelions
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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My son told me this joke: What's blue and not that heavy?

Light Blue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wednesdaay
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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My friend and his girlfriend have been together for 5 years, and I’ve heard neither of them ever tell a joke.

They are in a very serious relationship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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What do you call a lonely and cheesy joke

A gouda one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bioticman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Landed a simultaneous chemistry joke and dad joke

My wife drove by with the kids and visited me at work. While I was saying hi, this happened:

Wife: You have some silly kids in here.

Me: And in here [indicate my lab], I have some sili-cates!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maveri4201
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I tried to make jokes about the millions unemployed and out of work.

Sadly, they never work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormbreaker636
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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I just told a dad joke so shit my wife shouted at me and stormed off (not a joke)

She said I wish you would put as much effort into life as you do your shitty jokes. It wasnt even that bad.

The man on the news said "...in the run up to christmas stores are already announcing record sales" I said "thats not news HMV* announces record sales everyday".

*HMV is a music shop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitcheg3k
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...

He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwopcircles
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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This is a series of dad jokes that all relate to each other and form a dad joke story so bear with me.

How do you kill a blue elephant? (How?) With a blue elephant gun.

How you you kill a pink elephant? (With a pink elephant gun?) No, you hold its trunk til it turns blue then shoot it with the blue elephant gun

Why do elephants paint their toenails red? (No clue...?) So they can hide in cherry trees

Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? (Of course not) Then clearly it works

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I told my friend a joke and he fell on the floor from laughter

I guess some people cant stand jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OshriM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?

They work on any levels:)

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Do you want to hear 2 short jokes and 1 long joke

Joke

Joke

Joooooooooooooooooooke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hollowshiningami
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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I made a dad joke, and I'm not a dad

Does this make me a faux pa?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chennai_buzzer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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When is a dad joke considered a dad joke and not just a regular joke?

When it becomes apparent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/repostssleuthbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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My friend and his girlfriend have been together for 5 years, but I have never heard either of them tell a joke.

They are in a very serious relationship.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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