Lots of ups and downs
It's saved in the dad-a-base
Paper.
They had me kraken
The dadabase!!!
And then back into hand.
They're tearable.
Can’t we just stick to the classics?
This is so deep.
"Actually, they're medium-well."
I paused for a good 10 seconds as it began to sink in, and then gave her the biggest applause I could.
I'm so happy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qdi_yp9FA-I
4 minutes long.
Prepare to cry.
So I stayed with relatives in New Zealand for a while. I had no knowledge of the local places.
They were talking about a certain french style cafe.
Me: What's the cafe called?
Cousin: It's called deja-vu. Do you know it?
Me: Yeah I think I've seen it already.
Silence and faces of clueless people
I even had to explain the joke which kinda made me feel dumb. So I thought that's probably how a dad feels after making one of these jokes.
Sometimes they fall a little flat.
Your first d is backwards.
There once was a cat that was dying by inches ...so it went outside and died by the yard.
You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends, but you can't wipe your friends on your sleeve.
Bonus round: Did you hear about the Indian that drank a hundred cups of tea? They found him dead in his tee-pee.
Always laughs.
At the dadabase.
(But for real, I have quite the dadabase at my profile)
