Joe Biden's dog, Major, was kicked out for biting a staffer. I guess you could say he was...
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︎ Mar 12 2021
My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet...
It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean!
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Found at my local Trader Joeโs.... I mean come on... you laughed... Right?!
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︎ Feb 02 2021
For the charge of murder, the judge only gave Ray Liotta and Joe Pesci community service
because they were goodfellas
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︎ Mar 07 2021
Joe Biden and Kamala Harris go out for a morning run together
Kamala finishes in just under twelve minutes and Joe is already waiting for her at the finish line.
"How'd you do?" she asks him.
"I finished in 10 minutes and 46 seconds. That's got to be a new record among Presidents, right?"
"No" Kamala replies. "Bush did 9:11".
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︎ Jan 25 2021
What did Joe say to Donald on his way out the door?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
"Have you ever heard of Joe"? "Who`s Joe"?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
If Joe biden becomes president,
the white house will become forbiden
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︎ Apr 10 2020
My sister is going on a date for coffee with a guy named joe....
You could say sheโs going for a cup with Joe.....
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Why hasnโt Joe ran for president before?
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︎ Oct 19 2020
If Joe Biden had a genie
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Why didn't Joe run for office in 2016?
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︎ Oct 15 2020
How will Joe Biden spend christmas?
With kama-la la la.....la la la la.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Joe sure is patient when it comes to waiting for the results of the election
All I hear is Joe Biden his time till the results are finalized!
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Joe Rogan hosting a presidential debate
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︎ Sep 14 2020
I always thought Joe already knew he was going to become president...
He was just Biden his time.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I've heard people say Joe is too old to be president..
...but I reckon he's just been Biden his time.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Why did it take Joe so long to win the election?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
A police officer, notorious for bad spelling, is set to interrogate three theives, Tim, Bob, and Joe.
When asked who he thinks will give up the location stolen goods, he replys โOnly Time will tellโ
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Stephen King has a son named Joe
Iโm not joking, but he is.
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Why would I vote for Joe?
He'll just be Biden his time.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
Why can't the king be called Joe
Because he would just be joeking
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Joe Biden approves
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Did you know that Stephen King's son is Joe?
I'm not joking but he is.
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︎ Jul 18 2019
My name is Joe. I'm a cup of me.
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︎ Apr 11 2020
Joe gave a girl a ring for Christmas
โMarry Christmasโ He said
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︎ Dec 22 2019
My friend Joe was at an auction
I asked him: "Joe Bidden?"
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︎ Mar 11 2020
Why is it called a cup of Joe?
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︎ Apr 28 2020
What do you call a group of people, when most of them are named Joe?
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︎ Dec 23 2019
VP Joe Biden announced he has hired a female amputee speech writer.
He said she would be really good at stump speeches.
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Joe Rogan should be sponsored by Rogaine so he can become Joe Rogaine
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Joe Exotic persuaded two straight men to marry him
Want to find out how?
You do the Meth!
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︎ Mar 29 2020
My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet...
It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe leannnnnnn.... ๐ถ
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︎ Dec 23 2020
My friend Joe went on the Dolly Parton diet.
It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean...
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︎ Dec 11 2020
My friend Joe went on the Dolly Parton diet.
It really made Joe Lean, Joe Lean, Joe Lean, Joe Lean
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Stephen King has a son named Joe
I'm not joking, but he is.
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︎ May 27 2020
Stephen King has a son named Joe.
I'm not joking, but he is.
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︎ May 02 2020
Today I learned: The writer Stephen King has a son named Joe.
Iโm not joking, but he is.
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︎ Oct 09 2018
Stephen King just named his son Joe.
Iโm not joking but he is.
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︎ Feb 10 2020
TIL Stephen King has a son named Joe.
I'm not joking but he is...
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︎ May 14 2020
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