Joe Biden's dog, Major, was kicked out for biting a staffer. I guess you could say he was...

...impooched.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet...

It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Found at my local Trader Joe’s.... I mean come on... you laughed... Right?!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/karentorres__
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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For the charge of murder, the judge only gave Ray Liotta and Joe Pesci community service

because they were goodfellas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sergioarmagh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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Joe Biden and Kamala Harris go out for a morning run together

Kamala finishes in just under twelve minutes and Joe is already waiting for her at the finish line.

"How'd you do?" she asks him.

"I finished in 10 minutes and 46 seconds. That's got to be a new record among Presidents, right?"

"No" Kamala replies. "Bush did 9:11".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainsmoker88
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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What did Joe say to Donald on his way out the door?

Bi den

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sync_shark
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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"Have you ever heard of Joe"? "Who`s Joe"?

Joe president.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MahiraMalik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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If Joe biden becomes president,

the white house will become forbiden

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baalbaking58
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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My sister is going on a date for coffee with a guy named joe....

You could say she’s going for a cup with Joe.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shump23
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Why hasn’t Joe ran for president before?

He was Biden his time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Splotchyitachi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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If Joe Biden had a genie

he would be Aliden.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thabr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Why didn't Joe run for office in 2016?

He was Biden his time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inTRONet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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How will Joe Biden spend christmas?

With kama-la la la.....la la la la.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isurviveoncoffee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Joe sure is patient when it comes to waiting for the results of the election

All I hear is Joe Biden his time till the results are finalized!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalmingVisionary
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Joe Rogan hosting a presidential debate
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WyattsQuietRiot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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I always thought Joe already knew he was going to become president...

He was just Biden his time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParadoxXSchock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I've heard people say Joe is too old to be president..

...but I reckon he's just been Biden his time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmarilloMike
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Why did it take Joe so long to win the election?

He was Biden his time

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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A police officer, notorious for bad spelling, is set to interrogate three theives, Tim, Bob, and Joe.

When asked who he thinks will give up the location stolen goods, he replys β€œOnly Time will tell”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StefanE30325i
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Stephen King has a son named Joe

I’m not joking, but he is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ventanaman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Why would I vote for Joe?

He'll just be Biden his time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gradymegalania
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Why can't the king be called Joe

Because he would just be joeking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squatingonmars
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Joe Biden approves
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_Young6138
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Did you know that Stephen King's son is Joe?

I'm not joking but he is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/379447984
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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My name is Joe. I'm a cup of me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueLieutenant
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Joe Eggsotic imgur.com/cdlqxRZ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacotumnus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Joe gave a girl a ring for Christmas

β€œMarry Christmas” He said

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therderper123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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My friend Joe was at an auction

I asked him: "Joe Bidden?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Robin_7883
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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Why is it called a cup of Joe?

Steve was busy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m_aurelius
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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What do you call a group of people, when most of them are named Joe?

The Majoerity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MiksMuks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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VP Joe Biden announced he has hired a female amputee speech writer.

He said she would be really good at stump speeches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M4sterofD1saster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Joe Rogan should be sponsored by Rogaine so he can become Joe Rogaine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliveOcelot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Joe Exotic persuaded two straight men to marry him

Want to find out how?

You do the Meth!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet...

It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe leannnnnnn.... 🎢

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamesnearn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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My friend Joe went on the Dolly Parton diet.

It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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My friend Joe went on the Dolly Parton diet.

It really made Joe Lean, Joe Lean, Joe Lean, Joe Lean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnbob-John
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Stephen King has a son named Joe

I'm not joking, but he is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thistardis
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I'm not joking, but he is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Today I learned: The writer Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I’m not joking, but he is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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Stephen King just named his son Joe.

I’m not joking but he is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dave11899
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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TIL Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I'm not joking but he is...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BruceWayne2099
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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