If Joe Biden had a genie

he would be Aliden.

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How will Joe Biden spend christmas?

With kama-la la la.....la la la la.

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If Joe biden becomes president,

the white house will become forbiden

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Joe Biden approves
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VP Joe Biden announced he has hired a female amputee speech writer.

He said she would be really good at stump speeches.

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Joe Biden

He's a bit of a touchy subject these days

Joe Biden has been known for being handsy with young girls and women in general

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Joe Biden and Rudy Giuliani have decided to get out of politics.

Joe is becoming a sodbuster and Rudy is going to sell some dirt for him.

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When Joe Biden announced that he was running for President

I felt so touched

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Is Joe Biden going to announce his candidacy soon?

Or is he Biden his time?

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Donald thinks he’ll win...

But Joe is Biden his time

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Joe sure is patient when it comes to waiting for the results of the election

All I hear is Joe Biden his time till the results are finalized!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Knock knock

Who's there?

Joe Biden

Joe Biden who?

Joe Biden more off than you can chew.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Trump accused the Democrats of rigging the election and breaking the law.

Joe replied β€œNever have I ever broken the law, I’ve always been a-Biden”

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On his presidential candidacy...

Joe is just Biden his time before he announces he's running for president.

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My Dad emailed me this joke this evening

"Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"

Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know if the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of champagne.

"Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle"

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, your Majesty?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good." said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden the same question. "Joe, answer this

for me."

"Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's

not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm not sure," said Biden.

"Let me get back to you on that one." He went to his advisers and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.

Frustrated, Biden went to work out in congressional gym and saw Paul Ryan there.

Biden went up to him and asked, "Hey Paul, see if you can answer this question." "Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Paul Ryan answered, "That's easy, it's me!" Biden smiled, and said, "Good answer Paul!" Biden then, went back to speak with President Obama. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle."

"It's Paul Ryan!"

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face,

"NO, You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

...AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON AT THE WHITE HOUSE.

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