Barack Obama Puns

A list of puns related to "Barack Obama"

Barack Obama went to a costume party giving his wife a piggyback. Someone asks what he is and says "I'm a snail!"

"That's M'Shell on my back!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainsmoker88
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Barack Obama at our local church making continual β€˜Ding Dong’ noises.

I can see why he won the No peace Bell Prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnolife
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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How do an Englishman, a Frenchman and an Israeli greet Barack Obama?

Yes

Oui (Yes in French)

Χ›ΧŸ (Ken - Yes in Hebrew)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pfo_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2017
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What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed?

I don't wanna be Obamaself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Pungbaek-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2017
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What did Barack Obama said to Michelle when he proposed? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/banjowashisnameo
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What do you call cooking Barack Obama just a little bit?

Al Presidente

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ykcin81
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2016
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Barack Obama as a Magic Card

Dad: If Barack Obama were on a Magic card, what would it be called?

Son: ...

Dad: Black POTUS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nieltown
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2016
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"Time flies even if Turkeys don't"

-Barack Obama

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Who is the head of vegetables?

Barack-oli Obama

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaunphreedom
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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Did you hear? The president is opening up a day spa once he leaves office.

He said: "I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this massage."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed?

I don't wanna be Obama self.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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