How did the macho bee with eczema feel?

B-Itchy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malker84
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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It made me feel pretty good when everyone in Jamaica thought I was macho...

Until I realised that's how they pronounce Matthew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mtcarr79
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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What is the most macho musical instrument?

MANdolin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chelseadaggered
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2016
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I don't know why the NFL tries to hold on to their macho, manly appearance.

They have bye weeks.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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A rare smash bros pun imgur.com/MH3DGbt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bcm980
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Told myself this one today

I've been sick with a fever for the last few days.

I was trying to get a drink from a water bottle, but I tilted it up too far and spilled it all over myself. I thought, "Great. Not only am I sick, but now I have a drinking problem."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/croccrazy98
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2016
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The waiter didn't like my dad joke

I was at a restaurant with my dad and girlfriend last night and I got a side called "Macho Peas" which are just peas in a hot sauce (pretty tasty, actually). The waiter came by to ask us how everything was, and I asked him "What landmark do you get when you eat this dish?" "I don't know, what?" "Macho Peas Chew!"

Eye rolls and groans all around!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Agnostalypse
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2014
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Wrestling Relatives

Today at lunch I dad-joked my wife.

wife: There was this guy who would come into my work, James Savage-
me: Oh, was he related to Randy?
wife: blank stare
me: ...Macho Man Savage?
wife: flared nostrils/large sigh/continues her story

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martinzer0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2014
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