Until I realised that's how they pronounce Matthew.
They have bye weeks.
I've been sick with a fever for the last few days.
I was trying to get a drink from a water bottle, but I tilted it up too far and spilled it all over myself. I thought, "Great. Not only am I sick, but now I have a drinking problem."
I was at a restaurant with my dad and girlfriend last night and I got a side called "Macho Peas" which are just peas in a hot sauce (pretty tasty, actually). The waiter came by to ask us how everything was, and I asked him "What landmark do you get when you eat this dish?" "I don't know, what?" "Macho Peas Chew!"
Eye rolls and groans all around!