A list of puns related to "Nacho"
Chips.
Happy Super bowl everyone!
Natcho-cheese.
I try.
I asked her if penmanship counts.
To which I replied "This is nacho average Taco Tuesday"
Dad: you're 100% my son you will not !
Son: 99% your son.
Dad:...?
Son: 1% nacho son.
When they get jalepeΓ±o face.
the person behind the counter wouldn't give them to me, just kept saying "nacho fries".
I said to myself, "Guess you could say I cheesed it."
"It's chipped!" Tears of pride and joy
The salsa.
They've got a lot of Chile on the side
So cheesy
I asked her, 'Why? They're suppose to have Aldi stuff!'
Best Queso Scenario!
Now they are 8 bit too cheesy
My mom made some nachos (with really good homemade cheese) and called my dad saying, "we have some nacho cheese if you want some!" My dad said, "it's not mine, why would I take it?"
A. "What kind of pizza is that?"
B. "It's nacho pizza."
A. "I know it's not my pizza. I want to know what kind it is."
B. "I'm telling you, it's nacho pizza..."
A. "I know it's not my pizza!"
Me: oh you are an overacheeser. Lots of groans not sure they will ask me to volunteer again.
Dad: did ya know you can't share nachos? Me: no (trying to kill what I knew was to come) Dad: ask me why? Me: <sigh> why can't you share nachos? Dad: Because they're MINE, notch yos! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I miss you, Daddy <3
So I just got a huge eyeroll for this one. Making use of leftover snacks from new year's eve we decided on nachos for dinner tonight. I used so much cheese that I walked over to her as I put them in the oven and said "I hope you like your nachos like you like your boyfriends," then looked her dead in the eye when she turned to me and said "extra cheesy."
Nacho nachos (not your nachos)
Then, where is mine?
They get jalapeΓ±o face
They do the Salsa
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