Nacho son anymore
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mastermithi29
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Punny Nachos
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/KlipsofAwesome
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What do you call virgin nachos?

Chips.

Happy Super bowl everyone!

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Walked past a pallet of nacho cheese at Costco today. Looked my daughter in the eye and said, โ€œDylan, donโ€™t touchโ€

Natcho-cheese.

I try.

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My wife and I were making nachos, and she told me she was gonna start grating the cheese.

I asked her if penmanship counts.

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I started taking our taco ingredients to make nachos on my plate when my kids started yelling "BUT IT'S TACO TUESDAY!"

To which I replied "This is nacho average Taco Tuesday"

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Nacho man Randy Savage
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Son: Dad if I'm 99 pounds and eat 1 pound of nachos I would be 99% human 1% nachos!

Dad: you're 100% my son you will not !

Son: 99% your son.

Dad:...?

Son: 1% nacho son.

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How can you tell when someone is nacho friend?

When they get jalepeรฑo face.

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I went to Taco Bell and order nacho fries

the person behind the counter wouldn't give them to me, just kept saying "nacho fries".

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I was making some nachos for breakfast when a drop fell on the floor.

I said to myself, "Guess you could say I cheesed it."

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OneOfManyParadoxFans
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My 5 yr old girl told her first dad joke today: "Dad look what happened to my tooth!" Smiles and has a disgusting mouthfull of crunched up nachos.

"It's chipped!" Tears of pride and joy

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Nacho lucky day
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What's a nacho's favorite dance?

The salsa.

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South America reminds me of nachos

They've got a lot of Chile on the side

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Queso who wants nachos?...
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Did you hear that joke about the nachos?

So cheesy

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/8bitsnowman
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My wife said Aldi didn't have any nacho cheese...

I asked her, 'Why? They're suppose to have Aldi stuff!'

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All-you-can-eat nachos? Now that's a

Best Queso Scenario!

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I spilled some nachos on my old NES games

Now they are 8 bit too cheesy

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Nacho cheese

My mom made some nachos (with really good homemade cheese) and called my dad saying, "we have some nacho cheese if you want some!" My dad said, "it's not mine, why would I take it?"

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Nacho pizza

A. "What kind of pizza is that?"

B. "It's nacho pizza."

A. "I know it's not my pizza. I want to know what kind it is."

B. "I'm telling you, it's nacho pizza..."

A. "I know it's not my pizza!"

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Working the concession stand at the ball park and someone asks me for extra cheese on their nachos.

Me: oh you are an overacheeser. Lots of groans not sure they will ask me to volunteer again.

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You can't share nachos...

Dad: did ya know you can't share nachos? Me: no (trying to kill what I knew was to come) Dad: ask me why? Me: <sigh> why can't you share nachos? Dad: Because they're MINE, notch yos! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I miss you, Daddy <3

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Which came first, the nacho or the cheese?

So I just got a huge eyeroll for this one. Making use of leftover snacks from new year's eve we decided on nachos for dinner tonight. I used so much cheese that I walked over to her as I put them in the oven and said "I hope you like your nachos like you like your boyfriends," then looked her dead in the eye when she turned to me and said "extra cheesy."

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What did you tell your kids when they take your nachos?

Nacho nachos (not your nachos)

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She said "that's nacho cheese." So I said...

Then, where is mine?

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How to tell when someone is nacho friend

They get jalapeรฑo face

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How do Nachos Dance

They do the Salsa

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