What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?

Stop that pick-pocket!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DavidkDavid
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15 2021
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How many Joeys are there in Lima?

One Peru.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThinkOutsideTheBachs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26 2016
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How Did Joey Figure Out He Had A Graffiti Addiction?

The writing on the wall.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Soulsie8
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23 2016
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What did Joey Ramone say to the prostitute?

Hey hoe, let's go

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tszigane
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05 2015
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Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.

Most only grow two.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LopsidedTeaching8583
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10 2021
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I got called pretty today.

...well, actually, the full statement was β€œyou’re pretty annoying”, but I only focus on positive things.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hughdman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16 2021
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It’s been more than 15 years since the show was over, but people are still making β€˜Friends’ references.

No one told me life was gonna be this way.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22 2020
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Siri kept calling me Shirley this morning. I was starting to get really pissed off, and then I realized why...

I left my phone in Airplane mode

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18 2019
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I'll always remember what my grandfather said to me just before he kicked the bucket.

He said, "Grandson...How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Randyaster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16 2020
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I heard that there’s an Australian tea harvested from the tops of Eucalyptus trees

It’s pretty high koala tea

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dd0sed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25 2019
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This Thanksgiving i am thankful for friends...

Especially the episode when Joey and Chandler get a duck.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FaceInTheCloudz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28 2019
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Shout out to all the folks from Australia, great people.

Bunch of Joeys over there.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 02 2019
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What do you call lazy kangaroo children?

Pouch potatoes

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YoureSmallingMeKills
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30 2017
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getting my hair cut in the barbers

and he asks me if I wanted it cut around the back

I replied no its fine to do it here

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12 2016
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Need a pun for a name with geography, world locations, etc.

Some friends and I are in a group message with all our names as geography puns, like Anna Montanta, etc. One guy, Joey, also goes by Joe needs one. We've all out our heads together but who other than Reddit to come up with the best one.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thinking_too_hard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22 2016
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We brought our sons to their first wedding and after the service...

Little Joey asked his brother, "How many women can a man marry?"

"Sixteen." Tommy responded.

"How do you know that?"

"Easy." Tommy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the priest said, 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24 2017
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What does the lion call his high-achieving cub and adopted kangaroo kid?

His pride and joey!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aitchnyu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31 2017
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