What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?

Stop that pick-pocket!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidkDavid
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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How many Joeys are there in Lima?

One Peru.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2016
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How Did Joey Figure Out He Had A Graffiti Addiction?

The writing on the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soulsie8
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2016
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What did Joey Ramone say to the prostitute?

Hey hoe, let's go

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tszigane
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2015
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Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.

Most only grow two.

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I got called pretty today.

...well, actually, the full statement was β€œyou’re pretty annoying”, but I only focus on positive things.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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It’s been more than 15 years since the show was over, but people are still making β€˜Friends’ references.

No one told me life was gonna be this way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Siri kept calling me Shirley this morning. I was starting to get really pissed off, and then I realized why...

I left my phone in Airplane mode

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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I'll always remember what my grandfather said to me just before he kicked the bucket.

He said, "Grandson...How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randyaster
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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I heard that there’s an Australian tea harvested from the tops of Eucalyptus trees

It’s pretty high koala tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dd0sed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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This Thanksgiving i am thankful for friends...

Especially the episode when Joey and Chandler get a duck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaceInTheCloudz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Shout out to all the folks from Australia, great people.

Bunch of Joeys over there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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What do you call lazy kangaroo children?

Pouch potatoes

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2017
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getting my hair cut in the barbers

and he asks me if I wanted it cut around the back

I replied no its fine to do it here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2016
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Need a pun for a name with geography, world locations, etc.

Some friends and I are in a group message with all our names as geography puns, like Anna Montanta, etc. One guy, Joey, also goes by Joe needs one. We've all out our heads together but who other than Reddit to come up with the best one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thinking_too_hard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2016
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We brought our sons to their first wedding and after the service...

Little Joey asked his brother, "How many women can a man marry?"

"Sixteen." Tommy responded.

"How do you know that?"

"Easy." Tommy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the priest said, 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2017
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What does the lion call his high-achieving cub and adopted kangaroo kid?

His pride and joey!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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