A list of puns related to "Scotsman"
A Scotsman wears a kilt and Walt, Disney
Highlander!!! π
The doctor says I can clearly see your nuts
Because if he had one more heβd be (Scottish accent) two farty.
Ahhh, those were the days.
Whilst gathering food, they find a magical golden lamp. The Englishman says βrub the lamp!β They do, and a genie appears. βI only have three wishes to offer,β he says, βso Iβll give you one wish each.
The Englishman says, βIβd like to be living in a penthouse in London with Β£1,000,000 in my bank account.β His wish is granted.
The Scotsman says βIβd love to live in a renovated Scottish castle with Β£2,000,000 in my bank account.β His wish is granted.
The genie then turns to the Irishman: βAnd what do you wish for?β The Irishman says to the genie, βItβs getting a bit lonely here, can I have the other two back?β
The girl asks, βis it true that thereβs nothing under that kilt of yours?β The Scotsman replies, βwhy donβt you reach under and see for yourself?β The girl reaches under his kilt and quickly removes her hand. βDear god, thatβs gruesome!β
The Scotsman replied back βAye, and if you reach up under there again, youβll see itβs gruesome more.β
Hamish
The barman says "What is this some kind of joke?"
An aye for an aye.
Aye
A right proper Kant.
The doorman said, "I'm sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."
He kilt himself
(From r/3AmJokes)
He's chuffed to bits.
Mick Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud" but the Scotsman says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe"
Scotch.
He totally kilt it.
Hamish
A Scotsman wears a kilt and Walt Disney.
A Scotsman wears a kilt and Walt Disney.
A Scotsman wears a kilt and Walt Disney!
Mick Jagger says, "Hey you get off of my cloud" and the Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe."
The bar man says " Is this supposed to be some kind of joke? "
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