This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.
They learn fromage
So they threw one into the sea and the whole boat became a cigarette lighter.
“Yes, I believe that comes from sitting on these wicker chairs.”
Why not FE-male??
You'd think one of them would have seen it.
Landed this on my six year old yesterday
Looks like the trash men are outside arguing. How do you know Dad? I just heard one of them yell this job is garbage!
Lost on him. But I have been laughing fir a day
Because no Jewish woman will touch anything that isn’t twenty percent off.
They each got six months
Would a woman who cuts men's hair be a Barbara?
You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
sink-o de mayo.
A barber queue
One says to the other "can you smell carrots?"
The Hus Band!
I guess to me he was more of a “Mime’s Man”.
A BBQ 💈(barber queue)
Everyone felt a huge relief when they told us it's only a bank robbery.
Want to find out how?
You do the Meth!
No, only small babies
He was a Marshal artist.
So they throw one cigarette off board, and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
One of them says, "You know, eating that much fiber doesn't really help with your constipation." "No shit", the other replies.
The first says: “Windy isn’t it?”
The second says: “Wednesday? Isn’t it Thursday?”
The third says: “Thirsty? Let’s order some drinks!”
but the only way out was from the roof. They got up there, before realizing they didn’t have any rope. One guy says, “Oh yeah! I’ve got a flashlight! Ill point it to the ground and you can climb down the beam.” The other guy says, “What, am I crazy? I’d get half way down and you’d turn it off!”
Happy Valetntine’s day!
I said, “It’s punintended.”
You’d have thought at least one of them would have seen it.
They both have a problem with hair/hare loss.
A Barber Queue
Yell “My money’s on the one with the knife!”
Because, manslaughter is a crime
But it's not enough to make a man cry.
...are just looking for CaSiO3.
Man1: what do you do for work
Man2: i sell anti-polar bear spray
Man1: huh... there aren’t any polar bear’s here
Man2: good spray am i right
Their funny bone has groan up so theyre more humerus
They let bi-Dons be bi-Dons.
The highway to the manger zone.
They think they can get tits for tatts
Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it?
One man shouts two the other "How do I get to the other side of the river?"
The other man shouts back "You are on the other side!"
It instantly changes your blood type ...
Suddenly one of them spots tracks.
"Deer tracks" says the first hunter.
"Moose tracks, I know moose tracks when I see them" says the other hunter.
They keep arguing over the type of tracks they're looking at, until they get run over by a train.
She was arrested for pasta-tution
"What child is THIS?"
Because without them, there would only be panic.
Which is surprising. You'd think the other two would've noticed the first guy hit it.
These men were the founding fathers.
Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it?
What a faminest.
Yup, it’s right there in Hebrews.
One runs up to eat the bacon, when all of the sudden he starts getting shot at from out of nowhere. He yells to his friend, "watch out! It's not a bacon tree. It's a hambush!"
*Borrowed from a friend who is very much dad material.
He yells: “Don't jump! You have so much potential!”
Tom was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune once his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million Pounds." Impressed, the woman obtained his business card.
Three days later, she became his stepmother...
I just don’t see it.
"I bet I reeled in a lot of the redditors looking for a punchline, eh?"
The other fisherman said, "yeah, the reel joke is usually in the comments!"
"You scared the bajeezus out of me!"
They were the Wright brothers for the job
That’s my two scents..
I hope you are not incensed by the involuntary groan you just made.
They only had urinals.
A man swings his club and fails to hit the ball.
Man: God damnit, I missed.
A nun shakes her head in disapproval. The man swings again and misses yet again
Man: Damnit, I missed again!
Nun: Sir, if you keep on swearing like that, you're gonna go to hell.
The man then laughs and dismisses the nun's comment. He makes one more attempt at hitting the ball, but to no avail.
Man: God fucking damnit!
The sky then goes dark, a lightning bolt strikes the nun, and you can hear a thundery voice say, "God damnit, I missed."
They threw one off the boat so it is now a cigarette lighter.
I said of course. There are no dogs in my beard.
Intrigued, St. Peter said to the lone man, “No one has ever stood under this sign. Tell me about yourself."
The man shrugged and said, “My wife told me to stand here.”
You’d have thought the second guy would duck
They failed to see it was a booby trap.