What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?

A barberqueue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgrl2494
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Three men were onboard a ship playing dice on deck when the oldest man angrily jumped off the front of the boat. The younger man said..

You keeled my father. Prepare two die.

*I sent this to my brother and he replies: Was his name Inyougo?

^(What a freaking professional)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/calvinweight
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4 men were sitting in a boat about to smoke a cigarette, when they realized they didn't have a cigarette lighter.

So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Two men walk into a Bar...

You'd have thought at least one of them would've ducked!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaintFistopher
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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Wise men followed a Star-Bucks...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What rock group has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinnextgen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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My wife claims that men in camouflage look really sexy.

I just don’t see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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What's the difference between snow-men and snow-women?

Snowballs

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Men should not make jokes about menstruation ..

Period.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ejayemps
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What sort of music did cave men listen to?

Hard Rock!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naiphe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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Two men walk into a bar...

Why didn’t the second man duck?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdamCYoung
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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You know why there are Gingerbread men and not Gingerbread women ?

It's the Pastryarchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Viktorenox
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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My friend: I like both men and women.

Me: Oh.. so you're Bi-den?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/godoftheneworld
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What do gingerbread men put on their beds?

Cookie sheets!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kv0thesixstring
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Where do impotent men go on vacation?

Viagra falls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arkym00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Did you hear about the men at the monastery who make fried potato crisps?

They’re the chip monks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abombregardless
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Two men walked into a bar...

The third one ducked!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheVetheron
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Two men walk in to a bar

Bam. They both fall unconscious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ethereal_sandwich
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Why are men statistically more likely to drown than women?

Because women are boyn't

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SCP-3388
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Why did Sean Connery sign up for the men's grooming prescription service?

They had such great shavings.

Edit: Title should be subscription, wtf autocorrect

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B1naryB0t
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?

This joke actually has two answers: A Hairline or A Barbecue (barber-que)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crafty-Guy-715
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I'm starting up a festive business where I attach Christmas bells to men's neckwear..

Good Tie-dings to all men!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Playboy are coming out with a new magazine, especially for married men.

Every month it's exactly the same woman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Did you hear about the two men who snorted curry powder instead of cocaine?

One of them has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainsmoker88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What happened to the men who smashed all the windows in their office building..

They're now facing a glass action lawsuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AEvans1888
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Four men waiting in the hospital

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, β€œCongratulations! You’re the father of twins.”

β€œThat’s odd,” answers the man. β€œI work for the Minnesota Twins!”

A nurse says to the second guy, β€œCongratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”

β€œThat’s weird,” answers the second man. β€œI work for the 3M company!”

A nurse tells the third man, β€œCongratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”

β€œThat’s strange,” he answers. β€œI work for the Four Seasons hotel!”

The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. β€œWhat’s wrong?” the others ask.

β€œI work for 7 Up!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgangadhar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Two men walk into a bar

β€œOuch”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Symcoxcallum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Leave it to men to procrastinate...

3 days later, and still waiting on male ballots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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2 men walked into a bar.

the third one ducked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jo100blackops
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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The guy who played Wolverine on X -men was awesome

Hugh probably know him by Jackman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Why did Amanda use the men's room?

Because she's a man, duh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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This just in: 2 men broke into the city bank using nothing more than a few mannequin limbs.

Officials say we are dealing with an armed robbery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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What happened to the men who lost their lettuce?

I don't know, but apparently they lost their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rekker_dekker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Theres a lot of tall men around parts of new york

Especially long guy land.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shromboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Who can X-Men and circus performers call to lift their large vehicles?

Huge jack men

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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A group of men are laughing

It was a manslaughter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sagtooo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Trans X Men, call it "Ex-Men"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Killer0nTheRoad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Why does β€œladdies” mean men but β€œladies” means women?

Because β€œladies” is missing a D.

I’ll show myself out now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reckoner65
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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How do old French men know so much about cheese?

They learn fromage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flanagoon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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What rock group has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rtedith
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?

A barberqueue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenBalls7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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