You keeled my father. Prepare two die.
*I sent this to my brother and he replies: Was his name Inyougo?
^(What a freaking professional)
So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.
You'd have thought at least one of them would've ducked!
I just don’t see it.
Why didn’t the second man duck?
It's the Pastryarchy.
Me: Oh.. so you're Bi-den?
They’re the chip monks.
Bam. They both fall unconscious.
Because women are boyn't
They had such great shavings.
Edit: Title should be subscription, wtf autocorrect
This joke actually has two answers: A Hairline or A Barbecue (barber-que)
Good Tie-dings to all men!
Every month it's exactly the same woman.
One of them has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.
They're now facing a glass action lawsuit.
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
3 days later, and still waiting on male ballots.
Hugh probably know him by Jackman
Because she's a man, duh.
Officials say we are dealing with an armed robbery
I don't know, but apparently they lost their heads.
Especially long guy land.
Huge jack men
Because “ladies” is missing a D.
I’ll show myself out now.
They learn fromage