Y Chromosome Puns

A list of puns related to "Y Chromosome"

Scientists developed a male birth control gel but it only targets the X/Y chromosome

Theyre calling it "Son-Block"

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👤︎ u/kriskidd21
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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How do you tell the difference between an X chromosome and a Y chromosome?

you unzip its genes.

  • everyone shakes head in disappointment or chuckles *
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👤︎ u/emilgromm
📅︎ Jul 01 2016
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Google is set to come out with a new browser that manages search results based solely on your DNA

Set to be called the Google Chromosome.

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👤︎ u/pikindaguy
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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I'm not like other girls

I have a y chromosome

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👤︎ u/-Jalix-
📅︎ Apr 26 2019
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I think I know the reason for why I ask so many questions

It's because I got a Y chromosome from my dad.

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👤︎ u/dopaminemuffin
📅︎ Feb 01 2017
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Our dad has taught us well

While I was watching my youngest brother's computer screen, my other brother, currently in the Marines, sends him an invite to play a game.

>Marines: You down?

>Youngest: No, I don't have an extra chromosome.

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👤︎ u/Kuebic
📅︎ Jul 29 2015
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My wife and I were talking about our infant son..

and I explained that he and I have a special father-son bond; that he has my "Y" (chromosome). My wife replied, "...and my X".

Which I echoed back to her, in a booming dwarven voice: "AND MY X!"

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👤︎ u/fangsta
📅︎ Oct 22 2014
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Down syndrome...

Me and my dad were driving in the car and we got onto the topic of the human anatomy and such.

Me: you know how people with an extra chromosome have Down's syndrome?

Dad: yeah...

Me: what happens to people with one less chromosome?

Dad: they get up syndrome

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👤︎ u/oneplustwoisthree
📅︎ Aug 07 2014
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Dad joked by biology teacher

Q: How do you determine the sex of a chromosome?

A: You pull down it's genes.

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👤︎ u/gaymommy
📅︎ Feb 25 2014
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I texted my brother if he wanted to play a game.

Me: Are you down?

Brother: Nope, I don't have an extra chromosome.

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👤︎ u/Kuebic
📅︎ Feb 20 2016
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