With Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes, the devil can finally steal our soles.
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lil Nas X sold his sole to the devil..
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Lil Nas X sold his sole to make these nike shoes with a drop of human blood
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I jokingly told my X-ray technician that I didn't believe in X-rays...

but she saw right through me.

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What was it called the very first time a mathematician solved 1/cosecant(x)

The original sin

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Just read that FED X are merging with UPS and now will be known as....

FED UP.

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My x wife hated the way I organized everything

Hopefully my y wife wonโ€™t be my last.

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Space X is planning to send a bunch of cattle into orbit.

It will be the herd shot 'round the world.

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What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics

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*Slap knee* repeat x 5
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Thereโ€™s a Bounty on my head [X-Post: r/IndiaSocial]
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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Say what you want about the iPhone X but

You can't deny it had a top notch screen.

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Scientists developed a male birth control gel but it only targets the X/Y chromosome

Theyre calling it "Son-Block"

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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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Why was Gimli so interested in plotting equations on an x-y coordinate plane?

He heard it involved axes.

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I didnโ€™t get the Xbox Series X I wanted for my birthday.

I need someone to console me.

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I just watched a Movie about a y= x graph!

The plot was a bit predictable

And a little flat!

Had good Special f(x) though

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Please bring my x back, don't ask y :(
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X-Post from r/prequelmemes
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Is there a doctor in the house? <x-post /r/adviseanimals> old.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnโ€ฆ
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The guy who played Wolverine on X -men was awesome

Hugh probably know him by Jackman

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Trans X Men, call it "Ex-Men"
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Who can X-Men and circus performers call to lift their large vehicles?

Huge jack men

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Son: Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite letter? Dad: I know you think itโ€™s R, but I think itโ€™s X. Son: Why?

No, itโ€™s definitely not Y.

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Here's a math joke:My friend said he turned into y=1/x...

but I think he was just being hyperbolic

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There are rumors that Tesla is considering on a stretched, three row version of their Model X SUV. The project is on Musk's desk waiting for a decision on whether to go forward.

Their next car is Elon gated.

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Dear math, please stop asking us to find your x

She has obviously moved on already, and you should, too

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What do the X-men call their sperm?

The C-men

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Never lie to an X-ray technician

they can see right through you

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X a sheep and potato?

A ewe tuber

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I'm trying to learn the alphabet but I can't get past 'X'

I just don't know why !

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Does this fit here? (x-post from /r/tinder)
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X-post from r/technicallythetruth
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Gravity joke i could not x-post (credit in photo)
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X-post from r/me_irl
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I had my leg X-rayed today.

The doctor said: 'Your patella measures 2.54cm'. I said: 'Inch-high knees?' He said: 'ๆ‚จ็š„้ซŒ้ชจๆ˜ฏ2.54ๅŽ˜็ฑณ้ซ˜.'

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Dude gets X-COMmunicated
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Did you hear about the letter X being the most anti-social letter in the alphabet?

Everyone knows why but him.

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On our way to buy a refrigerator, I saw my dad carrying a piece of paper with a giant X written on it. I asked, โ€œWhat are you going to do with it?โ€

He said, โ€œLetโ€™s cross that fridge when we get there.โ€

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Reviewers werenโ€™t very kind to the new Surface Pro X.

Itโ€™s a fanless device.

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If you got a 4k TV for Christmas, your New Year's resolution is 3840 x 2160.
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"Skipping the toll"x-post /r/watchthingsfly old.reddit.com/r/watchthiโ€ฆ
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My friend said he broke his tibia. Upon examining his X-rays, I can tell he lied...

It was a fibula.

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What do you call dental X-rays?

Tooth pics.

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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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Why do dentists call them "Dental x-rays" when they could just call them...

...Tooth pics

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What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics.

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