With Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes, the devil can finally steal our soles.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
lil Nas X sold his sole to the devil..
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︎ Apr 03 2021
Lil Nas X sold his sole to make these nike shoes with a drop of human blood
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︎ Mar 28 2021
I jokingly told my X-ray technician that I didn't believe in X-rays...
but she saw right through me.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
What was it called the very first time a mathematician solved 1/cosecant(x)
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Just read that FED X are merging with UPS and now will be known as....
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︎ Feb 27 2021
My x wife hated the way I organized everything
Hopefully my y wife wonβt be my last.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Space X is planning to send a bunch of cattle into orbit.
It will be the herd shot 'round the world.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
What do dentists call their x-rays?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
*Slap knee* repeat x 5
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Thereβs a Bounty on my head [X-Post: r/IndiaSocial]
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︎ Nov 28 2020
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Say what you want about the iPhone X but
You can't deny it had a top notch screen.
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Scientists developed a male birth control gel but it only targets the X/Y chromosome
Theyre calling it "Son-Block"
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︎ Dec 06 2020
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Why was Gimli so interested in plotting equations on an x-y coordinate plane?
He heard it involved axes.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
I didnβt get the Xbox Series X I wanted for my birthday.
I need someone to console me.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I just watched a Movie about a y= x graph!
The plot was a bit predictable
And a little flat!
Had good Special f(x) though
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︎ Oct 10 2020
Please bring my x back, don't ask y :(
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︎ Jun 21 2020
X-Post from r/prequelmemes
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︎ Aug 29 2020
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︎ Oct 05 2020
The guy who played Wolverine on X -men was awesome
Hugh probably know him by Jackman
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Trans X Men, call it "Ex-Men"
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Who can X-Men and circus performers call to lift their large vehicles?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Son: Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? Dad: I know you think itβs R, but I think itβs X. Son: Why?
No, itβs definitely not Y.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
Here's a math joke:My friend said he turned into y=1/x...
but I think he was just being hyperbolic
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︎ Oct 08 2020
There are rumors that Tesla is considering on a stretched, three row version of their Model X SUV. The project is on Musk's desk waiting for a decision on whether to go forward.
Their next car is Elon gated.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Dear math, please stop asking us to find your x
She has obviously moved on already, and you should, too
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︎ Jun 30 2020
What do the X-men call their sperm?
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Never lie to an X-ray technician
they can see right through you
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︎ Aug 28 2020
X a sheep and potato?
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︎ Jul 31 2020
I'm trying to learn the alphabet but I can't get past 'X'
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︎ May 21 2020
Does this fit here? (x-post from /r/tinder)
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︎ Sep 14 2019
X-post from r/technicallythetruth
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Gravity joke i could not x-post (credit in photo)
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︎ Jan 17 2020
X-post from r/me_irl
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︎ Jun 17 2018
I had my leg X-rayed today.
The doctor said: 'Your patella measures 2.54cm'. I said: 'Inch-high knees?' He said: 'ζ¨ηι«ιͺ¨ζ―2.54εη±³ι«.'
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︎ Feb 14 2020
Dude gets X-COMmunicated
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︎ Jul 18 2019
Did you hear about the letter X being the most anti-social letter in the alphabet?
Everyone knows why but him.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
On our way to buy a refrigerator, I saw my dad carrying a piece of paper with a giant X written on it. I asked, βWhat are you going to do with it?β
He said, βLetβs cross that fridge when we get there.β
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︎ Apr 30 2020
Reviewers werenβt very kind to the new Surface Pro X.
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︎ Apr 20 2020
If you got a 4k TV for Christmas, your New Year's resolution is 3840 x 2160.
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︎ Jan 01 2020
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︎ Mar 06 2020
My friend said he broke his tibia. Upon examining his X-rays, I can tell he lied...
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︎ May 04 2020
What do you call dental X-rays?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Why do dentists call them "Dental x-rays" when they could just call them...
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︎ Oct 04 2019
What do dentists call their x-rays?
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