What did God do after he created a 24 hour period of alternating light and darkness?
Scientists became so bored of watching the Earth spin that after 24 hours
Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours.
They decided to call it a day.
How do you keep a dolt in suspense for 24 hours?
I'll let you know tomorrow
Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.
...It was Kief or Southernland.
Why is 24 always full?
Because it 8 and 8 and 8.
My uncle once had a 24-hour epileptic episode.
Now that's what I call seizing the day.
Early scientists would watch the world spin for 24 hours...
Then they got bored and called it a day.
For all those who promised their SO they would be with them 24/7
God finished creating the 24-hour cycle on Earth...
...with both darkness and light taking turns. He admired his hard work with a smile and a sigh. An angel asked him “What’s wrong, Lord?” God replied “I think I’m gonna call it a day.”
Got some 24 carrot gold right here 😎
I was a dad for less than 24 hours when I came up with this one
We had a little girl at 34 weeks. She was very fussy and the nurse called her a little diva.
I responded with, “More like a preemie-Donna”
The wife groaned and rolled her eyes.
The nurse asked for permission to use that since we were in the NICU.
I made it, fellas.
Oh, and mom and baby are doing well!
I tried to name a period of 24 hours.
What did Adam say to his girlfriend on December 24?
It's Christmas, Eve!
Ps Merry Christmas, happy holidays etc etc to all my fellow dads and dad joke lovers 👍
I saw a sign outside the gym that said "OPEN 24/7"
I thought, "How useless is that? July is ages away."
What do you call it when it takes more than 24 hours to see any election results?
So God was talking to one of his Angels. He said “I’ve created 24 hours of alternating lightness and darkness in earth”. The Angel said “What are you going to do now?” ...
“Oh I think I’ll call it a day” God replies.
I plan to open a 24 hour Chinese restaurant.
I’m going to name it Wok Around the Clock.
What do you call a portion of fish that lasts for 24 hours?
Have you heard the joke about the farmer selling 24 dozen eggs?
Never mind, it’s two gross.
Why does the keyboard work 24/7?
I looked at my wife and proclaimed, "I promise to love you 24/7!!"
She looked lovingly at me, eyes welling with tears as I continued, "And today is the day!"
I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were 24 singles in my area,
Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app.
Everywhere else it’s July 24 except the UK
where it’s the end of May.
My new boss told me that he expects me to be on call 24/7...
but I don't really mind as the 24th of July is ages away
Stardate 2019.11.24.0730, I have just woken up..
its time to make a captain's log.
I’m gonna open a pho restaurant and keep it open 24/7 and name it “twenty-pho seven”
You know how yesterday, the earth spun around for 24 hours?
After that, it called it a day.
Chinese takeout: $24.95. Fuel to pick it up: $1.00. Getting home and realizing they shorted you a box:
Did you hear about the astronomer who studied the moon for 24 hours
They got bored and called it a day
It's my son's birthday. Someone is turning 24!
Not my son. He's 11 today.
Scientists became so bored of watching the Earth spin that after 24 hours
I was watching the rotation of the Earth, but I got bored after 24 hours.
What did God do after creating a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness of Earth?
Scientists got bored after watching the Earth turn after 24 hours
Scientists got bored watching the earth turn, so after 24 hours
Hello everyone 24 (F) here.
Scientists got bored of watching the earth turn so after 24 hours
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, “what are you going to do now?”
God said, “I think I’m going to call it a day.”
Astronomers got tired of watching the Earth rotate after 24 hours
so they decided to call it a day
What did God say when he created a 24 hour period of alternating day and night?
What did Adam say on December 24?
I had been working for 24 hours straight...
..so I decided to call it a day.
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