Or nein?
is a clear case of playdohphilia
"...but it’s worth a shot."
No hump day
Me: "Hey dad!"
Dad: "Son?! What?! How are you alive?"
Me: "Huh? Of course I'm alive."
Dad: "But it's a solar eclipse - there's supposed to be no son!"
Before Covid-19, After Covid-19
They went from 2010 to 2031 in an hour.
It's because the following year they will have a twenty second birthday
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Guess it should have been called Temporary 21...
If you're not 21 years old, you won't be able to live in a hotel because it's a hot ale. I hope you understood, and don't do that under any (air) conditioning!
Well I “Relish” the moment obviously
For the youngest siblings recent 9th birthday I put 9 dollars in a block of ice (had to bribe a local butcher shop to let me put a cooler in their freezer, worth it) But I need some long term ideas, because I intend to show this family with a lack of dads the full scope of dad jokes
Told my dad I was having trouble finding the right girl. He just smiled and said, "It's all just a myth man, I found your mother on my left."
What's my porpoise?! haha
Dad - you can tell a train just came through here
Me - oh how?
Dad - there's it's tracks!
(We are watching sports or he flips the tv to a sporting game)
Me: Hey Dad who's winning?
Dad: Team with the most points (huehuehuehue)
Me: (sigh) yeah, nice Dad. Who has the most points then?
Dad: The team that's winning. (Huehuehuehue)
Me: forget it.
Love you pops.
"15:87 please"
"that was a good year!"
... we're Back to the Few Churls."
Me: Do you know what the percentages were for the Scottish independence voting?
Dad: Yes, I do..
Me: What were they?
Dad: They were different.
Me and my dad were just having a conversation. He mentioned that I'll be 21 in April. I was born on St. Patrick's Day, so I said, "Do you mean March?"
He said, "Oh yeah, March. But you'll be 21 in April, too."
"...but it’s worth a shot."
