Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "13"
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
He said “Nah, that’s a freebie”
They're Millennial Falcons
When I asked how he managed to keep count,
He replied, "I keep a log"
Smells like teen spirit
It’s now called Apple Juice
You're in your prime and everything feels very odd
Quaranteens.
“Sir, you gave me an extra!” he says. The beekeeper replies “Oh, that’s a freebie”
I think he's really going places
The clerk replies “It’s a freebie”
He’s trying to cut a panini sandwich and said “This knife is not gonna cut it.“
Not on my watch.
so I asked if that was a free bee. He replied, "No, that's called a baker's dozen. If you spent less time reading reposts on Reddit, you would know that."
I used to be addicted to soap but ... I am clean now.
I am addicted to brake fluid but ... I can stop anytime.
If you are attacked by a group of clowns ... go for the juggler.
I just moved and IMMEDIATELY after we move in he starts banging on my door every night yelling at me ... coincidentally I just happen to be playing my drums those nights so I could easily tune him out.
I was just diagnosed with colorblindness ... It came right out of the purple.
I failed math so many times at school ... I can’t even count.
Once i threw a boomerang, it never came back, ... Now I live in CONSTANT fear
When life gives you melons ... you might be dyslexic.
Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline ... She hit the ceiling!
There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count ... and those who can't
They say three out of five people suffer from diarrhea ... so ... does that mean two out of five enjoy it?
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather ... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Those are the years you’re in your prime
So my kids are clearing the dishes after dinner, it’s their job every day. My daughter was scraping all the scraps in the bin, which contained some food. Son: “Jeze Lauren you need to be more considerate, every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes”.... Ded 💀
I asked if he has an Uncle Chew. He hasn't acknowledged me in half an hour. I can't stop laughing.
The lab clerk says “I thought you wanted a beakers dozen!”
Or is it MediCat?
They have a Bark Mitzvah.
A Qur'anteen
A quaranteen
They have a car-mitzvah.
what do you say to a potassium based fruit that keeps stealing stuff!? Stop with your banana-gins!
He sure does enjoy giving freebees
Because they're pro-teen
When I called customer service about it they said, “ oh that’s just a freebie.”
John left large shoes to Phil.
...”That one is a freebie!”
Actual scenario:
Me-“I can’t find my phone.”
Him-“have you checked your butt? Because I hear it can store a bunch of crap.”
A quaranteen
Bruce Springsteen
Quaranteens!
Most, however, only have 4.
A Daycare's Buzzin'
We find out if it's a boy or a girl in a couple more weeks.
Duckumentary
"Sir, you gave me an extra." That's a freebie.
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
"That's a freebie."
That's a free-bee be said.
The extra one was a free bee.
The last one was a freebie.
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