What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes?
You get fat. What, were you expecting a pi joke? Reddit doesnβt have pie days!
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︎ Jun 18 2020
What do you call teenagers who pee in their pants at the age of 14?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Why is their ship called 3.14?
Because they are Ο-rates.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
I have a ship named 3.14
Itβll be full of pi-rates.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What happens when you eat 3.14 slices of pizza?
You get really full.
What, were you expecting a pie joke on my cake day?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Someone: "If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine you probably should've been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19"
My response: "144? That's a gross"
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︎ Mar 16 2020
What has apples and 3.14 slices?
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︎ Oct 10 2020
An independent study showed that the average household in America uses 3.14 pumpkins between Halloween and thanksgiving
No wonder they call it pumpkin pi!!!!
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︎ Oct 28 2020
A pig without 3.14 is 9.8
So fellow dads, 3.14 is the value of pi and 9.8 is the value of gravity (G)
Hmm
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︎ Sep 15 2020
i am 14 still.
i joined this sub to expect jokes i would laugh at 80% of the time but the top ones most of the time just have title or i just don't get them.(but there are some i get:) and i was wondering if this sub is just for dads should i just leave?
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︎ Aug 04 2020
My pet snake is 3.14 metres long
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︎ Jul 19 2020
What is an opinion without 3.14?
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︎ Feb 03 2020
in the 1700βs there was a ship called 3.14
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︎ Jun 19 2020
A chicken pie in Jamaica costs Β£2.00. A chicken pie in Trinidad costs Β£2.14. A chicken pie in St Kitts costs Β£2.09.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
A woman told me she was in love with 14 soldiers and didn't know what to do.
I told her not to worry - it was clearly just a platoonic relationship.
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︎ Jun 18 2020
I just asked my 14 yr old after he was talking the whole time while I was showing how to do something. βDo you know why god gave us two eyes and only one mouth?β
βBecause we donβt need depth perception with our mouths β was his technically correct answer
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︎ Jun 29 2019
3.14% of sailors.....
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︎ Jun 18 2020
Really getting tired of all these random 3.14 jokes
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︎ Jun 18 2020
In 14 years there will be a generation we can call quaranteens
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︎ Apr 10 2020
Apple pie in Jamaica cost Β£2 but pie in the Bahamas cost Β£3.14
That's just the pi-rates of the Caribbean
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︎ Jul 08 2020
3.14
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︎ Jan 16 2020
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long
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︎ Mar 14 2020
A movie with a 3.14 rating is a pirated movie.
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︎ Jun 14 2019
Why is a priests favourite number 3.14?
Because they are very pi-ous
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︎ Dec 19 2019
Talking about Peter Pan when my 14 y/o daughter says, "Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain."
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︎ Aug 09 2018
To all the hardworking men who park our cars on February 14 instead of being with their girlfriends...
Happy Valetntineβs day!
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︎ Jan 30 2020
Husband told me he'd gotten me a 14-carat diamond. Sigh.
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︎ Sep 11 2017
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︎ Jun 13 2019
Are underpants with a 3.14 mm wide crotch fabric called
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︎ Mar 14 2020
What happens when you drop a 14 pound weight on 2 canaries?
You kill 2 birds with one stone.
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︎ Nov 21 2019
What do you call a snake thatβs 3.14 meters long
A Ο-thon
Source:
https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/9swx4t/math_joke/
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︎ Oct 31 2018
My wife found out last night that I had swapped our double bed for a 14 foot round trampoline...
First she hit the roof, then the light, then the roof again.
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︎ Jan 20 2020
My 14 y/o stepdaughter is a dad...
(This just transpired: I got sweaty cleaning out my shower and walked into the hall to cool off.)
Me to my SO: Shower is clean.
SO: oh good. Ew. You're gross
Me: yeah. I'm sweating.
14 y/o from down the hall in her room while painting her nails yells: "HI SWEATING!"
(I'm so proud)
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︎ Aug 11 2019
What do you call a pie without 3.14?
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︎ Oct 21 2019
My dad's birthday is today (12/14/45). To him and all other dads and dad-like figures out there...
....thank you for the dad jokes. They may not all make us die laughing and some we've heard you tell a million times over, but the one thing they have in common is that they're told in kindness and they put a little smile on our faces. And living in this crazy world, that's a very good thing. I love you dad.
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︎ Dec 14 2018
Did you know that 3.14% of all snakes are pythons and that 2.71% of all fish are eels?
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︎ Aug 29 2019
My missis said, βi can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with tennis!"
I replied, "That's 15 love!"
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︎ Sep 23 2019
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes on your cake day?
Fat, you get fat!! You thought youβd get a pi joke on my cake day?!!
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Why is that ship called 3.14?
Because itβs filled with Ο-rates.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get Fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
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︎ Jun 21 2020
What do you call a snake thatβs exactly 3.14 meters long?
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︎ Mar 19 2020
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?
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︎ Mar 15 2020
Whatβs an opinion without 3.14?
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︎ Dec 27 2018
What do you call a Snake that's 3,14 meters long
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︎ Mar 14 2020
Opinion - 3.14 = Onion
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︎ May 29 2019
Only 3.14% of sailors arrrr Οrates
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︎ Aug 17 2018
What do you call a snake that's 3.14 inches long?
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︎ Jun 07 2019
What do you call a snake thats 3.14 meters long?
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