Another COVID-19 Pun
What do we call the large amounts of food we've hoarder to prepare for the quarantine?
A Coronacopia
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︎ Mar 19 2020
We shouldnβt be making jokes about COVID 19
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Why does nobody in Antarctica have Covid-19?
Because they're too ice-o-lated
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︎ Dec 11 2020
I got gas for $1.19 today!
Unfortunately, it was from Taco Bell.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
One of my colleagues has just told me heβs caught COVID-19 from his cat...
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︎ Jan 18 2021
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight
Credit to u/Butterflies_Books
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︎ Jan 06 2021
COVID-19 is not a joke and should be taken seriously
A former patient was so brain damaged afterwards that he wrongly believed he'd won an election that he actually lost by 7 million votes.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Why doesn't Santa Claus have to worry about catching COVID-19?
Because he has Santa-bodies.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer
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︎ Dec 14 2020
They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
Itβs called plant yourself on the couch.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Are you COVID-19?
Cos you sure as hell took my breath away, girl!
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Why arenβt there any COVID-19 cases in Antarctica?
Because theyβre all ice-olated.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Due to COVID-19, the German government is advising that people stock up on sausages and cheese.
They are preparing for a wurst kΓ€se scenario.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Why canβt Santa Claus get COVID-19?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
What do you call an emtional covid 19 immunization?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
I don't understand why people complain about COVID 19...
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︎ Oct 06 2020
The way kids are dressing these days makes me think they all have COVID-19...
...they obviously have no taste.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Spreading groans like they're Covid-19
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︎ Mar 24 2020
Doctors told John Travolta to quarantine because he might have Covid-19.
Turns out he just had Saturday Night Fever.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
A baggage handler couldnβt understand how he caught COVID 19 but was discharged from hospital the next day.
The Doctor told him it was a brief-case.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Someone: "If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine you probably should've been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19"
My response: "144? That's a gross"
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︎ Mar 16 2020
How did they know Dracula had covid-19?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Trump tested positive for COVID-19
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︎ Oct 02 2020
The World Health Organization announced dogs cannot contract COVID-19 and indicated they should no longer be quarantined.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
COVID-19 can cause damage to the brain, heart, and lungs.
Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Whatβs the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo & Juliet?
Oneβs a Coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis
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︎ Mar 20 2020
You think Covid-19 is bad? Back in prehistoric times we had the TyrannoSARS virus.
Symptoms include severe triceracoughs.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
What were Donald Trumpβs COVID-19 test results?
Extremely positive. The most positive, in fact. Everybodyβs talking about it. Itβs yuuuge. Nobodyβs seen anything like it. Sleepy joe never wouldβve been able to pull this off.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
How can you tell which ghosts died of Covid-19?
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Doctors say some effects of COVID-19 may follow patients for life.
You could say it's a choronic disease.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
I made a song about COVID-19
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︎ Sep 08 2020
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︎ Aug 15 2020
A coworker of mine told me that eating fertilizer cured him of COVID-19
but i bet he was just full of crap.
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︎ Sep 18 2020
Who is a Covid-19 patientβs favorite composer?
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︎ Jun 02 2020
I predicted Covid-19 3 years ago. Guess I got 2020 vision
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︎ Sep 12 2020
This is going to be the first year our family won't be going to Hawaii because of COVID-19
Usually it's because we can't afford it.
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︎ Aug 09 2020
No one in Antarctica has COVID-19
It's because they are ice-o-lated.
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︎ Mar 24 2020
Nobody in Antarctica has Covid-19
It's because they're ice-o-lated.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Why does no one in Antarctica have COVID-19?
Because they are ice-o-lated
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︎ Sep 10 2020
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight
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︎ Sep 23 2020
19 and 20 had a fight.
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︎ Aug 27 2020
No one in Antartica has COVID-19.
Itβs because they are ice-o-lated.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
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