COVID 19 vaccine Puns

A list of puns related to "COVID 19 vaccine"

The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...

If they survive, the vaccine is safe.

If they don't, the country is safe.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 16 2020
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A bit nervous, but yesterday I volunteered for the COVID-19 vaccine trials.

The vaccine is one that was created in Russia. I received my first shot this morning at 7:00 am, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.

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👤︎ u/pot8toes
📅︎ Sep 28 2020
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Russian COVID-19 Vaccine

Quick PSA: I had the Russian Covid19 vaccination yesterday and can tell you there are absolutely no negative sideffski efectovski secundariosvki Кто может это прочитать, это уродливый парень. Обожаю Владимира Путина!

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👤︎ u/DamnRedhead
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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Even though Antarctica has 0 infected with Covid-19, they're believed to be among the candidates to win the race for a vaccine

They're in pole position

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👤︎ u/__KOBAKOBAKOBA__
📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.

It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.

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👤︎ u/HoraceSchemer
📅︎ Mar 15 2020
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This week I volunteered for the Russian developed Covid-19 vaccine...

I received my first shot yesterday at 4:00 pm, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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