A list of puns related to "28"
Ten. Why? Because only twenty ate chicken nuggets.
At 8. You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18. You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28. You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38. She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48. She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58. You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68. If you take her to bed, that will be a story. At 78. What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you ???
Still to this day holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
Friend: I know it’s your birthday soon but I can’t remember the day sorry.
Me: the 3rd
Friend: that’s the one!
Me: No it’s the three
A big mistake!
10 wolves didn’t.
(Please tell me you guys got it)
All of em!
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
But she was born overdue and her birthday is next week.
It’s called Matcha the Day
And then we met each other
Telegram
I can finally rent his room!
Today, I went out to lunch with some fellas from my office, Dave and Mike.
We all opted for the "beer and sandwich deal": any beer < $6 and any sandwich from the lunch menu for $10. Can't beat that in Hoboken, NJ.
One of my coworkers ordered a Sam Adams something-or-other and our bouncy little waitress pranced off to fetch our beverages. When the waitress returned with our potables she placed a beer, amber in color, 1/2" or so foamy head, in front of my coworker and said:
"Sam?"
To which I immediately announced "No, that's Dave."
Laughs were had all around. I cringed at myself but I couldn't help it.
I've finally kicked the habit.
An angle of pi radians would be a whole pie.
An angle of one half pi would be half a pie, quarter pi = quarter pie, etc.
If we needed a name for 3.14 we could call it a calzone.
I support the "tau" movement, but really the damage is irreversible.
(Sorry that this one doesn't work as-is, but I think it's too punny for showerthoughts, and I wanted to post it somewhere.)
10
My dad though this one was great. The pun really depends on the delivery and the fact that it works better when you speak it but I still felt like it needed to be here.
All the months. Feb ain't no special one
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