I was at the Doc and he said pick any starsign like any.

Me: Capricorn Doc: Nah you got Cancer

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/sarthakdit
šŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Did you survive the titanic based on your zodiac sign?

Aries: Yes Taurus: Yes Gemini: Yes Cancer: Yes Leo: No Virgo: Yes Libra: Yes Scorpio: Yes Sagittarius: Yes Capricorn: Yes Aries: Yes Pieces: Yes

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/hughdman
šŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Got one from my dentist today.

I was sitting in her office and noticed she had a "It's 5 O'clock somewhere" sign hanging up over the mirror. I told her I liked her sign.

She replied "who doesn't? I'm a Capricorn."

the assistant and I both hung our heads.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/tryagainornot
šŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2015
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