What do you call dental X-rays?

Tooth pics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Never lie to an X-ray technician

they can see right through you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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My friend said he broke his tibia. Upon examining his X-rays, I can tell he lied...

It was a fibula.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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My mom was a radiologist. She met my dad when he came in one day for an x-ray.

I wonder what she saw in him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steffortless
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Did you know that dogs can’t read x-ray’s and MRI’s?

But catscan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/varun_chakilam
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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I recently started dating an x-ray technician who’s way out of my league.

I still don’t know what she sees in me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nox1985
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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A doctor was looking at a patient's X-rays.

Doctor: This is exactly what I was afraid of.

Patient: What is it, doctor?

Doctor: Skeletons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arayakim
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Told the x-ray technician I'm made of lead

But she could see right through me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justryingtokeepup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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My dog can’t do an x-ray,

but my cats-can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neonoic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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It’s so unethical for a dog to be a doctor. Dogs can’t control machines like x-rays. But catscan.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lostboy6807
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Dogs can't read X-Rays amd MMR

but catscan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0theoneandonly0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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I tried to lie to my radiologist, saying that this was my first time getting an x-ray.

Unfortunately, he saw right through me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CornOnThe_JayCob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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With trembling hands, my doctor looked up from my x-ray and stammered, "This is exactly what I was afraid of." Gripping my chest, I rasped, "What?"

Eyes wide, he whispered, "Skeletons!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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In college I dated an X-ray tech who I met after a short hospital stay...

I wonder what she saw in me to this day...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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What does Sting’s doctor say when he looks at his x-rays?

β€œHmm, that’s intra-sting”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegodawfultruth
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Its a good thing that x-ray glasses aren't real, or there would be a lot of good looking people with cancer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oneidamojo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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My SO sprained her ankle last night. After a few hours waiting in the emergency room we were sent to the radiology for an X-Ray!

I told her to break a leg.

^(I just had to share this. For what it was worth, I made her smile, like an upset "I don't want to laugh at this moment, but I can't help it" kind of smile, and that's what counts. Luckily there were no fractured bones.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patrick_the_Saint
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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What do you call dental x-rays?

Tooth pics!

Stollen from a friend. Quick search on this sub yeilded no results. Hopefully it makes some of you chuckle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lord-steezus
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2017
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Doctor: Here's your x-ray. Me : I look ugly in this one. Please delete this take one more .
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πŸ‘€︎ u/suparna131
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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All X-ray results are negative.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maplefoxx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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The doctor read my X-ray and said that I can't laugh for six weeks.

He told me I broke my humerus bone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derderder1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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I took an x-ray to see if my hand was broken

The results were negative

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nazaro
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2015
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My wife said she is getting an x-ray of her humerus...

I told her that's not funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jarage00
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2016
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Dogs can't do X-rays

But a cat scan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wdkrebs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2016
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What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics.

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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Why do dentists call them "Dental x-rays" when they could just call them...

...Tooth pics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roxroxx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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More Dogs can’t read an X-ray or MRI.

But catscan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khanglikestowin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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What do you call dental x-rays ?

Tooth pics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VadimKu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Dogs can’t read an X-ray or an MRI.

But catscan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jagerhero
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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What do you call dental x-rays?

Tooth pics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamj91
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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You can't lie when getting an x-ray

They see right through you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoTipNoWorries
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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What do you call dental x-rays??

Tooth pics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meltedpickless
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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I tried lying to an X-ray technician...

However, he could see right through me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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Never lie to an X-ray technician..

..they can see right through you.

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