We just bought our new dream house and as I was showing our daughter around for the first time, she asked excitedly, "What's upstairs!?" I chuckled and replied, "Awwwww sweetie...."

"Stairs don't talk!"

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/madazzahatter
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What do you call a magical bra?

An abracadabra.

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Stephen King has a son named Joe

I’m not joking, but he is.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ventanaman
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My name is Joe. I'm a cup of me.
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What do you call an actor who's a spy?

Thespianage!

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