Just a moment ago, my hands began to convulse, my fingernails turned into sharp talons, my palms became thick, hairy, and tough. I closed my eyes and took a deep breath and the feeling went away
I just had two paws for a moment
I saw a Werewolf behind the bus stop last night....Or a really hairy homeless guy.
Either way, the silver bullets worked.
How did the big hairy gay man pass his final exams?
He was smarter than the average bear.
What do you call a hairy elite soldier?
What is the name of the big hairy guy in a redneck Star Wars remake?
What do you call hairy woods?
I went to the zoo and saw 2 massive hairy apes, covered in cream and cherries on their heads..
Apparently they were Meringue-utans.
What's long, brown, and hairy?
A truck carrying toupees crashed on the highway, scattering its cargo
Police are combing the area
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
At first, I didn't like having a beard.
What do you call a dog with no legs
Nothing. It’s not gonna come anyways
went to a wildlife park that only had a little, hairy dog..
I was walking in the Himalayan mountains when a hairy creature came into view. I was about to snap a picture but it said, "do not take a picture of me at this moment."
What do you call a fuzzy ceramics project?
Mum: I think u need a hearing test dear.
Why would I need a hairy chest?
For his birthday, a boy wants a pet spider.
His dad takes him to an exotic pet store, where they see a big, hairy spider. The father asks how much it costs. “That’s fifty dollars,” the clerk replies.
“Fifty bucks!” the dad exclaims. “Forget that, I’ll just find a cheap one off the web.”
Why do bears have hairy coats?
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Hairy plotter and the half-assed prints
What do you call a really hairy guy who is new to the army
What has a 100 balls and screws old women
My wife looked down at my foot today and said I had a hairy toe...
Without hesitation, I immediately said I have a ‘toe’tee...
Then I proceeded to laugh hysterically... at my own joke... I am not ashamed. 😂🤷🏻♂️
My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.
I’m nervous she won’t be able to pull it off.
What do you call a bearded vase maker?
What do you say to a vampire when he graduates? (and other monster jokes from a book I had)
Countdraculations.
What is 5m. tall, hairy and flies at 2,179 km/h?
A King Kongcorde.
What do witches use to know the hour?
A witch watch.
What do you call a chicken spirit?
A poultrygeist.
And one mine:
What do you call a house inhabited by a chicken spirit?
A hen-ted house.
Some jerk pointed at the butt of an exceptionally furry donkey and asked me what it was.
I said "That's a hairy ass ass ass, ass!"
What do you call a hairy nut?
In a hairy situation with your car? Maybe a sticky situation with your truck? Service with a wink and twinkle in their eye (xpost from r/funny)
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy were fighting once when Draco decided to curse Harry with a Hair Growing Spell that grows hair instantly. Ron passed by and said:
Do you know why Bigfoot has never been found?
Because finding him is no small feat. 😂😂😂
Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning, or possibly just a very hairy guy.
Either way, the silver bullets worked.
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