Do you want hair, with more volume?
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
Why is Pavlov’s hair so soft??
Because he conditioned it. 😂
How does the moon cut his hair?
My friend got a role as an extra in a film. His job was to approach the lead actor and comb her hair away from the middle of her head...
Did you hear about the girl who put gorilla glue in her hair?
Her stupidity knew no bonds
What do you use to cut a Roman Emperor’s hair?
Did you know that fake poop is good for your hair?
Yeah, its called sham poo.
Hair stylist's last words
This morning, I mistakenly deleted my hair
What to you call a legume with facial hair?
I used to hate facial hair...
What do you call a Scot with a bad hair cut?
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Son: Dad, can I get a hair cut?
Which side of a dog has the most hair/fur?
The barber asked how I wanted my hair. I said I wanted a crew.
Five minutes later, ten barbers asked how I wanted my hair.
My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain.
I’m really worried she won’t be able to pull it off.
Right, I'm off to grow some facial hair above my top lip...
I used to not like my body hair
I'm so furious about my postmans route that I pull my hair out
I call it mail pattern baldness
What do you call someone with great hair who can't hold down a job?
A hair-do-well...
[Just thought of that one as I was looking in the mirror.]
Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditions it.
I haven’t had a haircut in months, and I normally hate long hair, but I told my wife...
I’m sorry about posting another joke about Trump’s hair
How does a hairdresser stop themselves from cutting their own hair?
I didn't think I would enjoy having longer hair.
But I gotta say it's growing on me.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
I’ll take that ban now
I've had a cheap hair transplant. It's made from cat hair.
Only trouble is, every time my wife strokes it, I stick my ass in the air.
My girlfriend said she was gonna cut her hair in a mullet...
I hate mullets and I told her if she did I was gonna grow a rat-tail as payback
She said, “You can’t!”
“I will!”
“But that’s rat-tail-iation!”
PS: this actually happened and I’m in love with her
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me
What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet? Reali-tea.
Hehe
My brother who works in a tannery has gone missing. We haven't seen hair nor hide of him.
Why did the lion get his hair cut on his way to the Chinese restaurant?
Because he wanted a Lo Mein
A guy was storing all the facial hair since he was young and had created a huge pile.
When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said "no, it's a must stash".
How does the moon cut its hair?
"I used to hate facial hair..."
"but then it grew on me."
I used to hate facial hair
I used to hate body hair...
How does the moon cut his hair?
I used to hate facial hair.
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