Hair Wig Puns

A list of puns related to "Hair Wig"

What did the wig shop owner shout at the thief as they ran out of the store with one of the hair pieces?

Hey!! GET BACK HERE!!! You need toupeΓ© for that!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TACKYTUESDAY
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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I saw male wigs on sale for $1

It’s a small price toupee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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Our family's legacy

When my great granddad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my granddad, who then gave it to my dad, and one day, it will be mine.

It's our family hair loom. :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capngloval
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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I thought my dad spent all his savings on an expensive wig.

But one look and I realised it was a small price toupee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parry_Hotter_69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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