I bought a wig for only 25 cents!
It was a small price toupee
I saw male wigs on sale for $1
It’s a small price toupee
What did the quiet wig say to another wig?
A bald man got a great deal on a wig today - only $1!
It was a small price toupee.
Someone just robbed the local wig store
The police are combing the area
Why don’t cheap men like buying wigs?
Because it would be obvious that have Toupee.
Did you know that Shakespeare wasn't just an amazing playwright? He also made exceptional wigs!
His shop name? Toupee or Not Toupee.
A lorry load of wigs has been stolen
Police are combing the area
I thought my dad spent all his savings on an expensive wig.
But one look and I realised it was a small price toupee.
I just went past a shop selling wigs for only $10
They look awful but it's a small price toupee.
When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine.
It’s our family hair loom.
What do you call a bad wig shop?
What do you call it when you have proof that you bought a wig?
I bought a wig for my wife, at a discount store...
Didn't want toupee full price.
My sister said I looked like a German composer and musician of the Baroque period, especially when wearing my powdered wig... So I changed everything and it changed my life!
I haven't looked Bach since!
When Beethoven was asked to wear a wig
Would need one hell of a wig
I stole a wig
because I didn’t want toupee for it.
Why shouldn't you visit an expensive wig shop?
It's too high a price 'toupee.'
I went into Poundland yesterday, and they've started selling wigs
That's a small price toupee
I went to a christening where the priest was wearing glasses, a fake nose, fake moustache and a wig...
It was a blessing in disguise
What did the wig shop owner shout at the thief as they ran out of the store with one of the hair pieces?
Hey!! GET BACK HERE!!! You need toupeé for that!!
What do you call a blonde in a brunette wig
My friend didn't want to exit the EU, so now he stays home making wigs for horses..
Someone stole the president’s wig
A large truck transporting wigs and toupees has crashed on a major highway sending its cargo everywhere.
Police are still combing the area.
Some people think the cost of wigs is too high
Personally, I think it’s a fair price toupee.
A worker tells his boss about a great idea. The boss says "let me think about it" then pulls a bad 80's wig from his desk and puts it on. The worker asks "what's that for?"
The boss says "I need to mull-it over..."
Not everyone looks good with a wig
But I think you could really pull it off.
I almost got in trouble today when I walked out of the store with a wig.
I just read about that guy who was arrested for hiding drugs in his wig.
Looks like there will be hell toupée
I Went Shopping For Wigs The Other Day
I found a really nice expensive one, but I didn't have enough money toupee for it.
Whats the best thing about free wigs?
You don't have toupee for them
What's the name of Satans wig shop?
i havent gotten a haircut in almost two years. i was going to donate it to wigs for kids
but having it so long has really grown on me.
If this wig doesn’t stay on...
There will be hell toupee
What do you call a guy wearing a 100 year old wig?
Why should you never buy a Spanish wig?
If you do, there will be El Toupee!
Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.
So I just found out that the wig shop around the corner from me is owned by the devil.
Satan's Wig Shop
I hear Satan is planning on opening a wig shop down in Hell. Makes sense, that fire probably does a number on Hell residents' hairpieces. I wonder what he'll name it? Perhaps there could be Hell Toupee.
I bought a $1 wig.
It was a small price toupee
I saw this wig on Craigslist for $1
That's a small price toupee.
I bought a wig for a dollar......
It was a small price toupee.
I stole a wig
I just didn't want toupee for it
Are wigs free or do you have toupee?
Why did the man steal the wig?
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