I bought a wig for only 25 cents!

It was a small price toupee

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πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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I saw male wigs on sale for $1

It’s a small price toupee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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What did the quiet wig say to another wig?

can you hair me?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Major_Cupcake
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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A bald man got a great deal on a wig today - only $1!

It was a small price toupee.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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Someone just robbed the local wig store

The police are combing the area

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Why don’t cheap men like buying wigs?

Because it would be obvious that have Toupee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourAnimateJonnyV
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Did you know that Shakespeare wasn't just an amazing playwright? He also made exceptional wigs!

His shop name? Toupee or Not Toupee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearinthegarden14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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A lorry load of wigs has been stolen

Police are combing the area

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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I thought my dad spent all his savings on an expensive wig.

But one look and I realised it was a small price toupee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parry_Hotter_69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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I just went past a shop selling wigs for only $10

They look awful but it's a small price toupee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BareKnuckle_Bob
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine.

It’s our family hair loom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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What do you call a bad wig shop?

Hell Toupee!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What do you call it when you have proof that you bought a wig?

A receipting hairline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmAGodKalEl
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I bought a wig for my wife, at a discount store...

Didn't want toupee full price.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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My sister said I looked like a German composer and musician of the Baroque period, especially when wearing my powdered wig... So I changed everything and it changed my life!

I haven't looked Bach since!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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When Beethoven was asked to wear a wig

it fell on deaf ears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/letsgetrandy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Hell wigs out.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/travislaker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Would need one hell of a wig
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxDr-Beckyxx
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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I stole a wig

because I didn’t want toupee for it.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Why shouldn't you visit an expensive wig shop?

It's too high a price 'toupee.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MediocrePay
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I went into Poundland yesterday, and they've started selling wigs

That's a small price toupee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megad1rt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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I went to a christening where the priest was wearing glasses, a fake nose, fake moustache and a wig...

It was a blessing in disguise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Londoner1982
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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What did the wig shop owner shout at the thief as they ran out of the store with one of the hair pieces?

Hey!! GET BACK HERE!!! You need toupeΓ© for that!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TACKYTUESDAY
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What do you call a blonde in a brunette wig

Artificial intelligence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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My friend didn't want to exit the EU, so now he stays home making wigs for horses..

A true re-maner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Someone stole the president’s wig

That was a bald move

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinn80
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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A large truck transporting wigs and toupees has crashed on a major highway sending its cargo everywhere.

Police are still combing the area.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Some people think the cost of wigs is too high

Personally, I think it’s a fair price toupee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaltySmasher322
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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A worker tells his boss about a great idea. The boss says "let me think about it" then pulls a bad 80's wig from his desk and puts it on. The worker asks "what's that for?"

The boss says "I need to mull-it over..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nlwe_s
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Not everyone looks good with a wig

But I think you could really pull it off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaltosMcOlafson
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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I almost got in trouble today when I walked out of the store with a wig.

I forgot toupee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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I just read about that guy who was arrested for hiding drugs in his wig.

Looks like there will be hell toupΓ©e

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordJimsicle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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I Went Shopping For Wigs The Other Day

I found a really nice expensive one, but I didn't have enough money toupee for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BD8D
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2017
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Whats the best thing about free wigs?

You don't have toupee for them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StHa14
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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What's the name of Satans wig shop?

Hells toupee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dysfantuacl22
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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i havent gotten a haircut in almost two years. i was going to donate it to wigs for kids

but having it so long has really grown on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gumbywithaY
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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If this wig doesn’t stay on...

There will be hell toupee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theruanl
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2018
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What do you call a guy wearing a 100 year old wig?

Harold!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Kirisuto_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Why should you never buy a Spanish wig?

If you do, there will be El Toupee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2017
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Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.

You're too tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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So I just found out that the wig shop around the corner from me is owned by the devil.

There’ll be hell toupee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MISTER_FACETIOUS
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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Satan's Wig Shop

I hear Satan is planning on opening a wig shop down in Hell. Makes sense, that fire probably does a number on Hell residents' hairpieces. I wonder what he'll name it? Perhaps there could be Hell Toupee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vikesfanben28
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2017
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I bought a $1 wig.

It was a small price toupee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JadedByEntropy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2021
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I saw this wig on Craigslist for $1

That's a small price toupee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WatercressLlama
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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I bought a wig for a dollar......

It was a small price toupee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wish14
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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I stole a wig

I just didn't want toupee for it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoenixFlamebird
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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Are wigs free or do you have toupee?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Richardbaconaise
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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Why did the man steal the wig?

He didn’t want toupee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pedroplaysguitar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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