A list of puns related to "Wigwam"
He said, "You're too tense".
Doctor: obviously, you’re two tents
Oh, that's easy, said the doctor: you're two tents. (too tense)
Therapist: You need to relax. You’re two tents.
My therapist: Calm down. You're too tense.
The therapist says, “Calm down, you’re two tents.”
I replied, "Calm down sir, you're two tents!"
He said relax, you're two tents.
He replied, “You’re two tents.”
Doctor says, ‘that’s alright; you’re just too tense.’
"YOU'RE TWO TENTS"
It keeps their wigwam.
One’s a wigwam, one’s a Wham! wig.
The man sits down and the psychiatrist says “What problems are you having?” The man says “Doctor I’ve been having the weirdest dreams, last night I dreamed that I was a teepee then the next night I dreamt I was a wigwam.” The psychiatrist sits for a moment and thinks after a moment he says “I think I know your problem you’re two tents.”
They said, “If your tent gets destroyed, you won’t be covered.”
Doctor: It's exactly what it sounds like.
Other days I feel like I'm a wigwam. Maybe I'm two tents.
Credit:Jeff Pickering
He keeps saying "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, a wigwam"
Doc goes "I know what your problem is, you're two tents"
He says "Doc, I think I'm going crazy. One night I'll dream that I'm a teepee and then the next night I'll dream I'm a wigwam. What's wrong with me?
The Doctor looks at him and says "you need to relax, your two tents".
So we're at my sisters just talking about dreams when my dad pops up, "hey this one night I had this CRAZY dream that I was a tipi, then the next night I had another dream that I was a wigwam. So I went to the doctor's and told him about my dreams and asked him about it and he said I was 'TOO TENSE'" He then proceeded to laugh out loud like this was the absolute most funniest thing he has ever heard as I got up and left the room.
I'm in my bosses' office talking about moving to a fancy new office with lots of space.
Me: "Instead of cubicles can we put small teams in wigwams?"
Boss: "Probably not. Why?"
Me: "Because then we can tell everyone that software development at {companyName} is in tents."
Boss: "Sigh... don't you have work to do?"
"He couldn't tell if he was a teepee or a wigwam... Because he was two tents (too tense)"
That's easy, you're two tents.
Therapist: "Obviously, you're just two tents."
I told by doctor I kept having a dream that I was a teepee, I was a wigwam. Teepee/Wigwam.
He told me my problem, I am too tense.
He says, “Doctor, you have to help. The stress is getting to me. I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam, I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam, I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam, I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam.”
The doctor interrupts him and says, “Relax man, you’re two tents.”
And he says "Wigwam, teepee? Wigwam, teepee?" So the therapist replies "you're two tents"
He kept repeating "I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee." I told him "calm down man, you're two tents."
“Doctor, I keep having these alternating, recurring dreams. First I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam; then I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam. It’s driving me crazy. What’s wrong with me?”
The doctor replied, “It’s very simple. You’re two tents.”
Told the doctor. “I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam. I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam.”
He replied. "Ah, your just two tents"
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