Me: I'm a tepee. No, I'm a wigwam. No, a tepee...

My therapist: Calm down. You're too tense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notagoodspelller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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So I went to the doctor the other day and told him, β€œLately I’d been feeling like a tepee and a wigwam. What’s wrong with me?”

He replied, β€œYou’re two tents.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therandomsinger13
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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Did you hear about the Apache who drank too much tea?

He drowned in his own tepee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VanTil
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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Do you know why Indians never drink tea at night?

They are worried they will drown in their tepee.

Old but gold that my dad has been using for years

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kaeracin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2015
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My Calc teacher has the making for a great dad

Him: I had a nightmare two weeks ago.

Class: what was it about?

Him: I thought I was a wigwam(A native American tent). In my dream i had people living inside of me. It was terrify, I broke out in a cold sweat. Then a few days later i had another nightmare, but this time I was a tepee. And again had people living inside of me. So i went to the doctor and the doctor told me "I was two tents"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acheang
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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