Written on the side of a hearse in front of a hair salon...
Will Curl Up And Dye For You
Why did Kenny Rogers go to the hair salon?
He just dropped in to see what condition his conditioner was in.
What’s the name of the Grim Reapers hair salon?
Curl up and dye
Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tanning salons closed, waxing salons closed...
It's about to get ugly out there.
Stay safe.
I had to report a kid’s hair salon today
They were grooming children
Saw this sign in front of a hair salon and it made me laugh
This might. Be. The nicest hair salon. Around.
I quit my job at the hair salon...
They had too many conditions
A salon was fined the other day for using synthetic feces to wash hair...
... they got in trouble for using sham poo.
The people at my hair salon make me wanna..
Curl up and dye.
In the shower
I was in the shower with my wife, we were talking as usual.
She tells me "I haven't gotten her hair done since before rona."
"that's salon ago"
Got my sister pretty well.
She asked my mom, "if I call Monday, do you think I can get a hair appointment?"
I replied, "I don't know why you would call Monday, but if you call a hair salon, then you could get an appointment."
Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tan salons an Wax salons too...
... it’s about to get ugly out there
