A rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says says, β€œGet out. We don’t serve rope in here.” So the rope goes out, cuts itself in two before tying the two sections together. It then pulls out a comb and combs its ends. The rope then walks back into the bar.

The bartender says, β€œHey! Aren’t you the rope that I just threw out?”

The rope replied, β€œNo. I’m a frayed knot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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A broom is the same as a comb.

They both pick up hair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FastestFetus
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What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday?

Thanks, I’ll never part with it.

(Source - me. It’s my cake day and I’m bald!)

Actually it’s a meme my crazy aunt posted on FB page for me today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hombredelgato
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What did the bald man say when he received a comb as a gift?

"Thanks! I'll never part with this!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omg123456789
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My buddy went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb with him.

He just can’t part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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As a bald man, I was confused when my wife gave me a comb for Christmas.

Then she told me that she wanted to give me something I would never part with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Knightstar76
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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I went bald, but I kept my comb.

I just can't part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/feelthemink
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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I kept my comb even though it's been over ten years since I went bald...

I just couldn't part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Futureman16
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Several years ago, I lost all my hair. Yes, I'm bald. But, I still keep my comb. I bring it with me everywhere still.

I just can't part with it.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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I am bald and received a comb for my birthday.....

I told my son I'll never part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yokotron
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Why is a comb the best gift for a bald person?

It's a gift they can never part with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turnturn1225
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Bees hair are sticky because they use a honey comb
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobotSwen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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What did the bald dad say after receiving a comb for Christmas?

I will never part with this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andyh10s
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Target359
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Thanks - I’ll never part with it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PatmanC2000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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My hair was acting crazy so I told it to comb down.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Polarase
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2018
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As the bald man said of his gift of a comb...

...I'll never part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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My kids asked me why, even though I've gone bald, I still keep the same comb I've had for 20 years...

I answered, "It's because I just can't part with it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2017
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"I need to comb my hair and put in my contacts...

said Michael; "Gotta look good for the ladies!"

"Son," I said, "you don't put in contacts to look good, you put in contacts to look well."

First time I actually got him to laugh at one of mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckedAsBored
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2015
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Mind if I comb over?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chlobo3313
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2013
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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?

"I'll never part with it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hone9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2014
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If you give a bald man a comb...

he'll never part with it.

(My dad just dropped that on me. I thought I'd pass it along.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abras
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2015
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Nature's comb

So my girlfriend's in the shower and wants me to get her her hairbrush. I ask if she wants it in the shower and she declines, saying it's not meant for the shower. She tells me she usually uses her fingers to comb through her hair in the shower.

So I say, "Ah, nature's comb! Just kidding, that's a pine comb!"

Glad to say she smiled at that one!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdman929
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2015
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Where's my comb?

My friends family was driving through DC the other day and they were looking for a certain Macomb street.

Mom: Come on where's this street? Where's Macomb?

Dad: Right next to Mabrush street.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2014
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