I was laughing at my 5-yr-old daughter the other day while I was combing her hair.
When my wife asked what was happening, I replied, "I was just teasing her."
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︎ Jun 28 2019
A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb.
He just can't part with it.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
My friend got a role as an extra in a film. His job was to approach the lead actor and comb her hair away from the middle of her head...
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︎ Feb 14 2021
What did the bald man say to his comb?
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︎ Mar 03 2021
A rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says says, βGet out. We donβt serve rope in here.β So the rope goes out, cuts itself in two before tying the two sections together. It then pulls out a comb and combs its ends. The rope then walks back into the bar.
The bartender says, βHey! Arenβt you the rope that I just threw out?β
The rope replied, βNo. Iβm a frayed knot.β
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︎ May 27 2020
My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I ran into Luke Combs today and I was talking to him about when I caught a 10 lb bass. He said Iβm kinda in a hurry, nice to meet you tho.
So I told him it might not mean much to you but it does to me.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday?
Thanks, Iβll never part with it.
(Source - me. Itβs my cake day and Iβm bald!)
Actually itβs a meme my crazy aunt posted on FB page for me today.
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︎ Jun 13 2020
A truck carrying toupees crashed on the highway, scattering its cargo
Police are combing the area
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︎ Mar 11 2021
A truckload of toupees has been stolen...
...Police are combing the area for clues.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What did the bald man say when he received a comb as a gift?
"Thanks! I'll never part with this!"
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︎ Feb 13 2020
Someone just robbed the local wig store
The police are combing the area
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︎ Jan 24 2021
I kept my comb even though it's been over ten years since I went bald...
I just couldn't part with it.
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︎ Sep 24 2019
A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments.
That has left scientists scratching their heads.
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Several years ago, I lost all my hair. Yes, I'm bald. But, I still keep my comb. I bring it with me everywhere still.
I just can't part with it.
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︎ Sep 28 2019
As a bald man, I was confused when my wife gave me a comb for Christmas.
Then she told me that she wanted to give me something I would never part with.
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︎ Dec 25 2019
Why is a beeβs hair always sticky?
Because they use a honey comb!
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︎ May 14 2021
Canβt part with it...
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︎ Dec 04 2020
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︎ Oct 29 2018
What does the mother brush say to her overly excited kids ?
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︎ Apr 05 2021
My hair was acting crazy so I told it to comb down.
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︎ Jan 06 2018
A lorry load of wigs has been stolen
Police are combing the area
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︎ Oct 06 2020
Mind if I comb over?
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︎ Jan 25 2013
"I need to comb my hair and put in my contacts...
said Michael; "Gotta look good for the ladies!"
"Son," I said, "you don't put in contacts to look good, you put in contacts to look well."
First time I actually got him to laugh at one of mine.
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︎ Mar 10 2015
Someone stole my hairpiece
When I find out who took it there's going to be hell toupee!
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︎ Sep 27 2020
My kids asked me why, even though I've gone bald, I still keep the same comb I've had for 20 years...
I answered, "It's because I just can't part with it!"
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︎ May 10 2017
What is the difference between cotton and combed cotton?
Well, Cotton just woke up.
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︎ Feb 12 2017
If you give a bald man a comb...
he'll never part with it.
(My dad just dropped that on me. I thought I'd pass it along.)
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︎ Jan 05 2015
Nature's comb
So my girlfriend's in the shower and wants me to get her her hairbrush. I ask if she wants it in the shower and she declines, saying it's not meant for the shower. She tells me she usually uses her fingers to comb through her hair in the shower.
So I say, "Ah, nature's comb! Just kidding, that's a pine comb!"
Glad to say she smiled at that one!
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︎ Apr 18 2015
Where's my comb?
My friends family was driving through DC the other day and they were looking for a certain Macomb street.
Mom: Come on where's this street? Where's Macomb?
Dad: Right next to Mabrush street.
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︎ Jan 02 2014
I'm bald but I still carry around my comb...
I just can't part with it.
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︎ Mar 18 2021
My buddy went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb with him.
He just can't part with it.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
My friend went bald years ago, but still carries his old comb with him.
He just canβt part with it.
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︎ Aug 23 2020
I lost all my hair years ago, but I still carry a comb.
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︎ Sep 16 2020
I lost my hair years ago, but still carry a comb
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︎ Sep 03 2020
My buddy went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb with him.
He just canβt part with it.
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︎ Jan 07 2019
I went bald, but I kept my comb.
I just can't part with it.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
I am bald and received a comb for my birthday.....
I told my son I'll never part with it.
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︎ Sep 12 2019
What did the bald dad say after receiving a comb for Christmas?
I will never part with this.
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︎ Dec 25 2018
Bees hair are sticky because they use a honey comb
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︎ Aug 31 2019
Why is a comb the best gift for a bald person?
It's a gift they can never part with.
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︎ Aug 13 2019
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Thanks - Iβll never part with it!
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︎ Aug 01 2018
As the bald man said of his gift of a comb...
...I'll never part with it.
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︎ Aug 05 2018
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
"I'll never part with it!"
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︎ Jan 06 2014
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